Well, well, well, well, well, guys, I couldn't make it up if I was on acid.

Blackwood Landlord has been turned down in his application to put a morgue in Blackwood.

That's what I just said.

That's exactly what I just said.

He sat there going, what did you just say?

That's what I just said.

Never mind bloody window attacks he was going to charge us.

Lucky he didn't blow me and charge us fresh attacks.

Bloody hell.

The council ain't taking none of it.

Oh, Christmas glitter everywhere.

Drop one of those things and there was Christmas glitter everywhere.

Well, well, well, Blackwood put a stop to it anyway, the council did.

I wouldn't trust him on a box and a sealed box.

And I definitely wouldn't trust him a blooming loved one.

That's for sure.

The other thing is that our sign got taken last week.

It's not the first time our signs have been taken.

It was on CCTV.

We've got the number plate.

They have returned the sign because the police have contacted them and said return the sign or you will be done for stealing.

They've returned the sign.

They did it trying to bump into us, I think.

But the police have also told them they need to reimburse us for the bike lock that they've cut off.

Because it wasn't as if it was a piece of scrap on the side of the road and it wasn't a complete metal one anyway.

So they knew they shouldn't have been cutting it off is what they said.

Pretty obvious really, so it's a sign.

You don't take it anyway because it's for a business and it's just been awkward.

So they have to reimburse the lock because they've been caught on another shop, CCTV.

So thank you to that shop in Caerphilly for cutting it off and taking it.

I've emailed the police the receipt and they've told them how much and they've got to reimburse the bike lock.

So just to remind people, leave our signage exactly where it is, please.

Otherwise you'll end up costing you a lot of money and you could end up in a lot of trouble too.

Is it raining?

Is it raining or is it just dark out there?

Oh, it must be late.

I think that's Greg's.

Yeah, so it's got to be like six or something now, hasn't it?

I've not had anybody in yet.

There's a few people in the barbershop.

Sometimes they come in while they're in the barbershop having their hair done next door to us.

They're nice there next door to us.

They're barbers who know how to cut hair, you know, proper barbers.

And they're still looking for my set of keys that we've been looking for.

Don't know where they are.

Put them down somewhere.

Anyway, I'm sure I'll find them.

I'm still going.

I'd like to get these boxes and all these bits done before I go.

We'll see what happens, innit?

See what happens.

Right, there we are, guys.

Well done to the council for putting a stop to his plans.

