Second training video.

Don't touch the box.

Flat pack or whatever your name is.

I need you over here I think.

Not tonight because I haven't done them all.

But when I've made sure they're all... look at the statement.

Right.

When I've made sure they're all priced right.

I might need you over here.

Flat pack or softy.

Non-novels.

I don't know what your nickname is now.

I'm sure it's flat pack.

Flat pack or something like that isn't it?

I'm going to need you I think to come over and sort them.

Are you confident?

Are you confident flat pack that you can do them?

I need... they're nice ones.

They might go nice in the cupboard.

They're going in the cupboard they are.

But we need to display them tidy now.

Look I mean like a kids book.

Kids book on a blooming adult bookshelf.

Killer people honestly.

This is my pet hate.

Someone coming in and bastardizing a job.

That's what it's called.

That's the technical.

Right.

Everybody in retail now just spat their tea out.

That is the technical term.

You've come in and you've bastardized the job.

That's what we call it.

In retail they've bastardized the line drawing.

Right.

Everybody spat their coffee out everywhere.

All the novels will go yurt.

But we need to make sure they're all Christ.

In line with my OCD.

I haven't got a lot of OCD but I have with the books until it's dawn.

So I'm going to run one last time.

If I come in tomorrow and somebody's popped the books on the shelves.

Your life won't be worth living.

