Alright, so I'm chilling out with loads of butterflies in this garden.

Tons, all different colours.

Right, well, I'm chilling out here.

We're doing well here.

We're keeping this big sign because Ellie might be able to paint it.

We've done well, haven't we?

We've got that dressers going to thing.

They're just out there because they're going to room in here at the moment.

I'm just chilling out for five minutes.

We've got a few customers in.

So anyway, Chloe and Mum have just gone up to Blackwood Shop.

There is still stuff left there and nobody is obstructing the access to get in there.

Okay, so if you can leave the door open for me.

I took the barrel lock out last night because I knew the security guard would try and obstruct us because I know for a fact they cleared it out after the last people.

They did it, charged them for it and put it in the council bin.

So they weren't going to be doing that to us.

And then us have a big bill for not clearing it out at the end.

So I made sure that nobody could fiddle with my doors and lock them today because I took the barrel lock out.

This isn't my first rodeo.

So anyway, Chloe and her mum have been up there today and she said, Oh my God, there's some rumours going round up here.

Apparently I've done a runner.

Why?

Because I got a month and a half, a month and a year left on my contract.

So why would I?

Right.

It's not like I can do a runner like I got all these other shops.

And I'm always in one of them.

Apparently I've run off of a black man.

Her mother's in hysterics, right?

And apparently I'm crooked.

I'm crooked because I'm giving away stuff for free.

I've never heard so much crap in all my life.

Oh, I've never heard so much crap in all my life, guys.

Now, why would I pay a thousand pound a month for a shop in Blackwood with lower footfall when I got this one for half price?

Parking.

Parking.

Yeah.

Room for a pony.

Yeah.

And a garden.

Like Mrs. Bokeyer.

Yeah.

Now, why would I?

Come on, guys.

Ridiculous.

Rumours are dreadful.

There's a sign on the door that says we're looking to move on to the high street.

We've got offers in on the high street.

Chloe's taking it so seriously.

She's so serious.

She's like, how do you run over a black man?

Chloe, I've been here all day.

Who are you?

Well, the story is honest to God.

I tell you what, we laughed the one night.

We were looking, like me and the volunteers were looking at when they were picking on the magic cottage because it had burnt down.

You know, there was a fire in Abercavenny and it had all burnt down.

And they were accusing the lady who runs the magic cottage of everything, like they do with me, right?

So, obviously, I sent them my condolences and said, you know, we're here to support her.

We can see what's going on, like.

And then they accused her then of having an affair with a vicar.

And I said to Sammy, I said, I said, not even I've been accused of having an affair with a vicar.

And she went, yet?

I've got to laugh at you guys.

You've got to laugh.

I've run off.

I've run off to Cuffini.

People are stupid, aren't they?

People are so stupid.

I mean, how many months have I been sat there whining about this landlord?

You might think I do things as per the moment, and I might think I do things as per the moment, but actually it's taken me from November till July to decide I've had enough.

I'm off.

It might look like the spirit of the moment, but actually it isn't.

I can't believe it.

Anyway, well done, guys.

There isn't that much.

It still looks like a lot, but there isn't.

You've taken quite a bit.

And like I said, it's free.

Tell everybody today.

Get up there and get it.

It'll be open till closing time of the market today.

It is all free.

Take it.

I would rather give it back to you than dispose of it or try and ram it in a cupboard somewhere in one of my other shops.

I can't fit no more in.

So please, please go and take it for yourselves.

And I hope you enjoy it all, guys, or whatever you're going to do with it.

I hope you enjoy it.

So yeah, we'll see you on the high street, guys.

