Oh, I've got to show you these books.
They're fantastic.
This one.
And look at this.
Inorganic Chemistry.
I got a diploma in biochem.
I did it before my nursing.
Look at it.
It's absolutely fantastic.
You can tell it's been used.
I was thinking, did all the printers come off me?
These books are so old.
Look at this.
It's been used as a teaching aid, like in a university or something.
It's fabulous.
Look.
It's 1969.
It's not a first edition, but it's revised from the 1965 Russian edition.
Oh, it's fantastic.
Look at that.
Absolutely brilliant.
Oh, look at these guys.
Remember the experiments we used to do in biochem?
Fabulous.
Same blummin' drawings as Nick used to do.
Brilliant.
Nick O'Peacher used to do them.
This one is brilliant.
I don't know, I can't remember what age is on this one.
This is old.
It's even got the general...
Where's it go?
Where's it go?
The general nursing council instead of the NMC on it.
It's brilliant.
You want to see the pictures in here.
It's absolutely brilliant, this book is.
I love it.
Let's see if I can guess on it now.
Look at all they are, don't you?
Look at that.
external vegetable parasites, because of course the nurses used to make all the food, didn't they?
They used to do it, yeah.
Used to make all the food.
All the bugs.
If you find one on your patients.
Crawling about the place.
It's brilliant, isn't it?
Maternity care in Europe.
Oh, I bet that's fab.
Infant and child welfare.
Look at this.
General.
Daily warm baths are advisable throughout pregnancy.
Look at this.
If it's not possible, the body should be sponged all over to remove waste products from the skin.
Fab, isn't it?
Oh, look at this.
The clothing of the expectant mother should give good support from below upward.
That's technical.
That's the correct anatomy mind, isn't it?
In all fairness.
Without constriction to both the abdomen and the breast.
Garters and tight knicker elastics should be worn.
I can imagine somebody wearing them now.
They'd be like, no chance.
No chance at all.
Fabulous.
Infant services.
Brilliant.
Look at this.
Fur is one of the most warmest clothing materials.
It's banned now.
Fur is banned, isn't it, I think?
I think it's banned.
I'm pretty sure it is.
Look at this.
This is the best bit.
The nurse didn't only make the food and the beds and wash the patient and pick the ticks off them and all the rest of it.
Look, they had to know how to unblock the sink.
They didn't have anybody then.
They had to come and unblock the sink.
They had to learn how to do it.
Fab.
Yeah, I definitely need a pay rise.
Look at this.
How to do the fires.
Even how to do the windows.
Yeah, you have to do everything.
You've still got to do everything.
Don't realise how much the role has evolved.
Parasites and insects.
You want to have your gloves on there, wouldn't you?
Oh, this is a brilliant book.
I might read this one before I put him out.
It's priceless, this book, isn't it?
This literally is.
Different milk ratios there.
Oh, this is brilliant.
Excuse the statement, it's off the books.
The books are that old.
All the prints are coming.
Oh, I love this.
I've seen this earlier.
Look at this.
The steam disinfector.
I could do with a couple of hours in there.
Especially after going through these books.
I can't believe it's dust and print.
I don't know where these ones come from.
Oh, brilliant, isn't it?
Gaseous disinfection.
Might need to put a disclaimer on this book.
It's brilliant, isn't it?
Absolutely fantastic.
