Ah, so when I booked his Christmas present, this is what I booked for his Christmas present.
But then I was like, aww, to my mother, I really wanted to see the red pandas, I didn't even know they existed.
And I was like, oh, click, in my basket, gone.
Bought the red panda experience.
So this is what I actually booked for his Christmas...
Oh heck, don't look, it's censored, oh dear.
Talk about timing, don't look guys, it's censored, very sorry.
But this is what we booked.
This is what I actually booked for his Christmas present.
She ain't having none of it, she's like, nah, get lost.
Not interested, mate.
We've actually been in before this video, and he's actually come right up to the window, yes.
See if he could get through the glass and eat us, but the window is really... can't even tap it, look.
It's tap proof.
So this was my bed, and I was more nappy with my bed, I was like, yeah, yeah, I'm nappy with our bed.
And then he said, no, actually, here we go, this is the master suite.
This is where I've got my bell socks on.
This is the master suite.
There we are, she ain't having none of it, she's like, get lost, mate.
I think there's only two of them in there.
So, there's lovely another bath.
Another copper one.
It's a lovely one, it's a forever copper one to fill.
And then, my ensuite.
That should really be his ensuite tonight, shouldn't it?
I don't mind, because the upstairs is quite nice too.
I'll put that tree on static for me, because it's giving me a blowing funny turn.
Flashing like that, I've got to turn the heating off again.
Heating is belting out here.
They must think only rich people come here, because the heating is belting out.
They don't realise there's people on the bread line, I guess.
Got to have the heating off all year to afford an experience like this.
Looking under my fire blanket.
Do you know, I actually bought a hot water bottle with me.
I better take a hot water bottle.
I won't take my fire blanket, but I'll take a hot water bottle.
Taking about four pairs of jumpers.
Four jumpers, not four pairs.
And then this is the top room, which is quite good, actually.
Because you can see quite a lot, if you lay in by there.
Where has he gone now?
Gone off and a half.
Because she won't have any of it, will she?
There we are.
How many of you can say you've been that close to a tiger shagging?
Not many of you.
And I love this little bed, but I don't think I'd be able to get up there.
Well, I might get up there, but I doubt I'd get down.
But look at the mattress.
Oh, it's nice.
It's nice when you've got a couple of kids coming through this experience.
And got this thick glass, again, even up here.
I can't see where he's gone.
You can't see into the other lodges or anything.
It's quite well-concealed.
You can see there are trees, but that's about it.
So yeah, there is a hot tub as well.
But yeah, he came right up to me earlier.
So you've got quite a good view of the park.
All of those things light up at night, because they've got their festival on.
So they're like lantern-type lights.
Very nice, but just bright, just nice lights.
Not flickering all the time.
Oh, here he is.
Find out what their names are now.
Because we had names for the red pandas.
They were lovely.
Oh, he was so chuff.
