How can we make Blackwood any more deader than it already is?

I know, I know.

Let's stick a morgue in the middle of it, is it?

No, I know what he wants to do.

He wants to get a morgue in there as quickly as possible before the regulations come in because the legacy funeral director has just been charged, hasn't he?

Because at the moment funeral homes and funeral parlours are not regulated, are they?

So he's like, oh quick, oh quick, let's get a morgue in my basement.

In a basement of a shop in Blackwood?

This is the type of person, you know, that I was dealing with.

Now perhaps you can understand why I just said, right, let's off-ski.

You know, thank God that shop come up and confirm you when it did.

Because otherwise, it would have all been in Pontypool Shop.

Honestly, it would have.

Because I wouldn't have had nowhere to put it all.

So, absolutely fantastic.

Thank you for that God stepping in and helping me.

Can you imagine that?

I mean, it's bad enough as it is the traffic in Blackwood High Street as if you had to do the bloody funeral march every day through there.

Can you imagine it?

Honestly, like, let's put a morgue in the basement.

That's a clever idea, isn't it?

