Whoo!
Right then, let's go.
Sorry, I just got questions.
First of all, can someone tell me why it's a good idea to donate to the Trussell Trust?
I'll get a lad in a minute.
I went down a bit of a rabbit hole.
Which obviously started you, big up the lad, baby, for another Christmas number one.
I'm not here to ask any questions about that.
I know other people are.
I'm not here to ask how much of the money goes to the charities.
Oh, it's the profit.
I'm not even here to question why they have three separate companies listed.
Seems suspicious, but we'll move on.
I'm here to question how much of your money actually goes to fucking food banks.
Not a lot.
Even if the full 99p from the sale went to the charities, and only 50% of it goes to the Trussell Trust, not a lot of your money is going to the fucking food banks.
I'm happy to be told I'm wrong on this one, but I don't think the Trussell Trust is that good of a charity.
Sorry.
Especially when the thing that they do is fucking food banks.
Oh, why do you think that?
I'll show you, calm down.
First things first, payroll.
They've got eight people who earn more than 60 grand a year.
One that earns over 110k.
You literally run a charity where people can't afford to fucking eat and you're earning 110 grand a year.
5,000 people volunteer their time for free, yet you won all that.
This is my next pair.
I like this bit.
Oh, fuck me, that's a lot of income.
I bet that did a lot of good for everyone.
Oh, not when you only spent 18 million of it.
So the 57 million that they add in income end in March 2021, and only 32% of it went on stuff.
Meaning they retained 39 million of it.
This just sat there.
Oh, don't worry, they did the same the year before as well.
Oh, Ross, that's still 18 million going to food banks.
Is it bollocks?
I'm just going to assume that these two things here involve food for food banks.
Obviously, the advocacy is working really fucking well.
Fuck the Tories, why were you?
Even if we say them two things go directly to the food bank, that's about fucking 10 million.
So if you give the Trussell Trust £10, £3.20 of it is going to be spent.
Ah, good start.
Of that £3.20, £1.85, give or fucking take, is going to go to actual food banks.
Here's your fucking tenner, there's £1.80 in the food bank.
At this point, you're going, why are they needed?
Just go to the fucking food bank and just donate food.
Sorry, it just pisses me off.
I'm happy to be told I'm wrong.
Call me a fucking dickhead if you want, it's fine.
I'm not saying don't donate to food banks.
I'm just saying I don't like a lot of these fucking charities.
When you look on charity check, you see a lot of them are paying out for fucking bollocks.
Don't do it, it's a rabbit hole you don't want to go down.
Oh, fuck it, that'll do.
