Oh, fast breakfast.

Right.

Let me put you on the holder.

Right, so I'm off to this little village.

I'm going to emigrate to this little village I found off a chocolate bar.

And if the police ever pull me over they'll be like, what's all this white stuff all over your car and your dashboard?

Oh, sugar officer.

I'm off to this little village.

To start my own craft shop and leave a new lot in charge.

I've got to pick up another glass cabinet.

So we're on a bit of a go slow today but we're really busy at the moment and we were working all hours and everything.

So yes, yes.

I've had a few conversations and so my staff had a few people pop in the shops to say, oh I can really see it now.

We can really see these other charities now and actually they just know how to pillage and rape the system.

I've had a few people approach me, my other staff have as well, to say yeah, they know how to claim everything, they know how to do this, they know how to do that.

They know how to work the system.

And they've all had plastic surgery.

Every single one of them.

Even the mother who's like 70 years of age.

Start looking into it guys.

Start looking into these charities I've named and start looking into how much plastic surgery they've had and how many treatments they've had and things like that.

You start seeing, you start seeing then where do they get the money from?

Like I heard stories yesterday how the one was claiming disability allowance for children she had too many on the plan and DWP were like, nah, not paying her any more.

So they got a friend, a child's friend to claim it.

Talk about exploiting children.

The financial gain.

I thought I'd have to work hard to bring some of these charities down but actually they just, you haven't covered your tracks at all like I have.

The trouble is where people who rob money, right, that isn't theirs.

Or can access money, which isn't theirs and try and do it as, you know, try and make it look legitimately.

Is it, they get greedy and they get flashy.

The thing is that's not how old money works.

Old money don't work like that.

Old money don't flaunt it.

New money or stolen money does.

It'll all come out in the end.

You'll see it, you really will.

You'll see it for yourselves and if you really, really thought that I wouldn't come after you after some of the complaints you've written about me.

And I ain't talking about the recent ones, I'm talking about the old ones you did.

The very, very old ones.

Before any of this was even a pipe dream.

Yep, I'm coming for you and to be honest, so is everybody else now because they can see it because you've all shown your true colours.

All those nice, bright, sparkly colours you've all got.

It's coming for you.

It is, while I'm over you living the life of Rayleigh.

