Yeah, I need to tell our lady, of course, who's having a baby, that we're going to do the packs, don't we?

Me and Chloe are going to have a Morissou.

We're going to have a bit as well, so I'm going to do a bit.

I'm just going to do a thong for her.

And they've got eggs.

Oh, that looks nice, like eggs salad.

We're having the meal deal, we are, you see.

Which is £3.50, and we get the drinks on the side.

We've got that, and that.

And Chloe got water and she got crunchy carrots.

And then the rest is separate.

Let's have a look, Chloe, what are we going to have?

Lettuce, I've got cucumber, lettuce.

Yeah, I'm going to have cucumber.

And the carrots, I fancy them last night.

I was going to bring salad, but I forgot it.

I put down my bag, it all looks sweet.

Yeah, watch your bag, though.

And a tiny bit of shredded lettuce.

This is nice.

This is a nuisance, where it's slanted.

Because you can't...

You can't...

This was nice, it's like a pickled one.

Chili cheese coleslaw.

I've got a coleslaw, I'm going to go for it.

I like the luxury coleslaw.

You know, the posh one, the best one.

I don't know what the differences are.

Oh, I can't get across.

This is a nuisance because it keeps slipping.

That was not nice.

That was not nice at all.

Oh, you didn't like that one, did you?

No.

Trouble is, it all sticks to the spoon.

But anyway, we'll have a morsel.

Oh, I had this bean thing, because it's an healthy thing.

The protein.

So, I'll have a bit more of that.

I'm not passing on it, but I'll have it because it's good for you.

What's Chloe's looking like?

This looks like, I think it's egg mayonnaise.

Yeah, I know I'm good with the eggs, but I can get quite a few eggs in.

I'm going to have a bit of the crispy onions, because I see them all over TikTok, and I'm like, oh, I don't like them at all.

How many do you have?

I have one egg.

I'll get a few eggs in, I'll go.

I'm crafty, look, you've got to push them down.

It's like, can I have one egg, please?

Yeah, do you want to put it on there?

Yes, please.

Good with the eggs.

You want two?

No, thanks.

Can I get another one in there, might?

I only want one.

I'm good, I'm a good egg, please.

What is that?

I think that's egg mayo.

And that was alright, I had that last time.

I want bad.

I'm going to try different things.

Yes, you'll make that egg mayo.

I can get a bit ritualistic with stuff.

Yeah, you'll make that egg mayo.

We come at the right time, I know, sorry.

That's okay.

Because they put all the nice stuff out.

I really lost my onion.

I know.

I see the onion, I didn't want to have onion.

But we already got cut yesterday in the shop.

Yeah, yeah, so I want to have the wooden one.

I might have the wooden one, start eating it while you go and get your coffee.

So the lady in costume doesn't know what she's having so that needs to be a white bundle, does it?

Yeah.

Right, okay.

We can do that.

I wanted to be like a...

I wanted terror as well.

Have you told her?

That's why I'm trying to get that look in costume so it's terror.

Yeah, we'll do that for her.

We've done well this morning.

We've got quite a few in.

We've got quite a few in.

I'll do something nicer because every step will work for me.

Oh, well that's nice.

Oh, look at that.

That's a legit medium salad, look.

That's legit.

That's no egg rustling on a thing.

That's legit when it's closed.

We can't go in there.

Fab.

And what will it be?

£3.50 each, look.

That's good, isn't it?

Somebody else is like, Oh, where did you go to have salad at?

Martin's.

Lovely, isn't it?

If I win the lottery, I'll win one of these in my house.

I'll win a slush puppy machine, a Mr. Whippy machine, and I'll win one of the retail drink machines.

I've got a nice machine.

I've got that next to my bed.

That's a game changer.

I've got a nice machine.

You've done well closing me.

