It's quiet today, guys.

Am I supposed to be putting these back out?

Are they off the tables?

Can somebody message me and tell me what to do?

I've been here for ages.

It's quiet today.

We might need to prod the haters to pay the bills.

It's very quiet.

I think there's rugby on.

Ragamuffins brought up some donations for us, thank you.

And they said there's rugby on and I think there's an overpriced croissant market in Cumberland.

£8 for a croissant with an Oreo stuck to it, I expect.

So we might need to prod the haters to pay the bills.

Sometimes I just wind them up for the cigarette, I've got to be honest.

I do think they must have such an awful life and then they never win an argument.

Let me know, am I supposed to be working these crates now and getting them back out?

Or am I going to swap the tables and we're going to put the glass table in the middle and put LED lights in it so at least it's in the middle?

A lot of work to do.

What we'll try and do is get it put back out tomorrow.

We'll be open here tomorrow, guys, because we've got a house clearance.

I'd like to swap them.

I don't know if I can do it.

I might need Dan, because of course he's screwed it all now, haven't he?

No, I didn't think of that.

And then we'll try and get everything on that table and that table and then that table will be clear for Ellie by Tuesday.

At least it'll be done then, ready to go.

It's very quiet all around out there today, so it's just one of those days where there's lots on.

I love this with the glasses.

I think we should keep this with the glasses and play chess with the glasses.

I like it.

I do like it a lot.

So yeah, a staffing Monday, please.

We can come in tomorrow because we'd be cracking on tomorrow as well doing stuff.

But we need to excavate downstairs all the donations.

I'm going to be here from about nine till ten.

If you want a lift in, I can give you a lift in if you can meet me at half past eight or be ready by half past eight and then I can bring you in, but I won't be going home till at least ten o'clock.

So therefore, either you need to go home or find a way home or wait for me.

I do like this.

I think we should set this up like a proper chess table, please somebody.

Go and find the glasses downstairs.

The Rock, the Crow, the Queen and the King.

We need two champagne flutes there.

Two champagne flutes for the Queen.

I used to play chess years ago in junior school and I was quite good at it, but I can't remember any of it now.

I can't remember what half the terms are called.

Yes, I think we should do that on there.

That's cool.

I want to look at the shoe area, but I don't because I can see some shoes on the floor.

Stay out of there.

Stay out of there.

I'm just going to pray some donations, I think.

There's only a few bits today,

but some stuff's a bit messed up up here, but I don't know why it's because it's come off the table perhaps, maybe.

I'm a bit like, well what's that all up here?

But it could be because we just shoved it off to paint them, so probably that I expect.

But yeah, everybody likes the tables.

They look nice.

They did need a bit of a spruce up, didn't they, I think?

I keep my eye out for some like little wooden shot.

Oh no, no, what I might do is get him to put hooks across there.

Hooks across the top of that one, so you can hang the mugs.

We can't have them too low though.

So let us do the hookage and we can sort it out from there.

Don't forget, clothes are on, fill a bag for a fiver.

We've got millions now.

We've got millions.

Oh, I've got loads of donations to sort.

And because I haven't been on my iron tablets, I just want to go back to bed.

I hate that.

I hate it.

And of course obviously I haven't been able to eat like iron-rich food and stuff like that because of the cameras.

So,

I don't know, these have gone quite well today.

I've had a few people come in and look.

Don't forget to tell them they're a pound because they've got the original prices on it.

But we've got a few record shops shutting down.

So I've gone through ones that I know have been here for a while.

And somebody just had some for decoration.

That's always good, isn't it?

I think somebody's collecting this.

Those ones are a pound.

They're the ones I've sorted so far.

That's a pound.

I might have more on Monday because there's more down the other side.

We've got tons of everything.

Honestly, it's like, we've got everything in like quadruplet.

Everything.

Don't forget we're 75% off.

Spend 20, get five pounds worth of stuff for free.

Crazy prices.

Arrestable offers.

Arrest me.

Arrest that baby bank owner.

Oh yeah, somebody was on the comments again.

I know I said I'm not going to address it again.

But oh my god, I feel like I need to.

Somebody was on this end.

If you're a business and you're working for profit, just own it and say it.

I'm going to tell you again now.

We are a not-for-profit entity.

We're a not-for-profit baby bank and a not-for-profit food bank.

And we're registered with three different councils.

We are registered.

And I don't pay tax on my job because I volunteer and I don't take a penny of the money as a wage.

All the money goes back into running the shops, paying the bills, buying nappies, buying formula, buying food banks, buying whatever we need to do.

I work seven days a week, sometimes 20 hours a day.

To keep myself busy because it's good for my mental health and it's good for my physical well-being to keep going.

So we are not here.

We are not keeping the profits.

What do you think I'm spending these millions of pounds that I am embezzling out of the baby bank on?

Name one thing you think I've spent it on because I ain't going to my address.

I haven't got the time to sit there.

I can't remember the last time my nails were done.

I'm in baby bank clothes.

Everything has come from the baby bank.

Which I paid for.

What do you think I'm spending the money on?

All these other people who run these charities are all paying for plastic surgery going off to Turkey every five minutes so I'm work done.

I'm not.

I haven't had any plastic surgery done.

This is me.

This is how I roll out of bed in the mornings.

What do you think I'm spending the money on?

I've lost over ten stone so I'm not eating the money.

I'm not spending it on takeaways and things like that.

What do you think I'm spending the alleged embezzled money on out of the baby bank?

Why do you think we've got so many shops and a warehouse?

Because all the fundraising goes back into the baby bank.

Every single penny.

So these charities that haven't got a shop.

Right?

Or a bus anymore.

Or whatever they had.

Right?

Or only one shop.

Right?

Where's all their money?

Because they've been doing it longer than me and they're registered charities and they get grants to run what they're doing.

Where's all their fundraising?

It's a classic narcissistic technique.

Right?

To push the blame onto somebody else so they can get away with their behaviour.

If you're not sure, come and work with us for the week.

Come and volunteer with us for the week.

And see what we do in a week.

And see how everybody works.

I can't believe I've got to keep addressing the same thing over and over again.

We are a registered baby bank.

A registered food bank.

You don't need to be a charity.

Imagine if I was a charity.

Imagine the money I'd have coming in.

With all the grants and everything.

But I'm too stubborn to be a charity.

Because I'm like, no, I don't want to be a charity.

That's why I say to people, no thanks, I don't want to be one.

And all the rest of it.

Got customers I think.

Yep, gotta go.

