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Oh, look at this now guys - 11 Mar 2026 - (728 words) - Jaynes Baby Bank

Oh, look at this now guys.
This is my new stalker, this is.
This is Sean Lynch, right?
So anyway, he's been having it go.
What's on that one there?
Is that a camera one?
I'm not sure whether I'm in this, but let's have a look.
This is him, my new stalker.
This one's from Caerphilly, right?
I'm sure he's been in buying VHS's, right?
So anyway, they've started the conversation off in Caerphilly.
Then he goes over to Bondi Bowl, right?
And then Rizka.
And they go, maybe closed due to health and safety.
Four on the dot is very strict.
The entire conversation is about what time we open and close, right?
How many times do I have to say we open around 10.30 till four o'clock?
Unless I state otherwise.
What's the problem?
Four on the dot is very strict.
What if you want, what if, what if you was to pay at four one?
Well, you'd be on your own, Sean, because we'd have locked up.
I can't, I don't think.
He's so thick, guys.
I can't.
Clean your mirror.
If your mirror's dirty, clean the bloody thing.
Here he is now.
Stalker this one is now, right?
Yeah.
Oh, she's on one again.
You don't say that when you come in and buy over your chair, says.
This one now, right?
Purple.
What's she going?
Oh, I've seen this one.
Yeah, purple, purple shower.
That would be a real shame if something reported that dangerous window to environmental health.
Yeah, go on then.
Purple sunflower.
We know who's done it.
Anyway, Shannon.
Oh, they were going on about, you know, the everything must go signs.
We had those off the pound shop.
When did the pound shop leave?
Remember, I asked the pound shop from and that's all I asked the pound shop for was, can I have those signs when you go?
Because everything has got to go because we've got more next next week coming in, you know, more tomorrow.
And they were laughing and they give us the signs.
But they also brought over loads of stuff to remember, loads of brand new stuff.
So anyway, they're now going on about the shop being closed and this everything must go sign because some people are like, oh, my God, she's put this up this week.
And people are like, no, it's been up for a month.
So Shannon Young now, the sign has been up for weeks.
She wasn't even open today.
Loads of laughs.
So proficient reindeer 6540 also discovered that we've been nominated for the GAVO awards.
Thanks for that.
Shannon Young.
She was open.
There was tat outside opposite peacocks.
OK, yeah.
So Anony Moose said to Sharon Young, Sharon, Sharon Young, Sharon, sorry.
I'm still struggling a bit.
My one side of my mouth, where the teeth have come out, it's a bit swollen, but it's OK now.
It's getting better.
It's shrinking.
That's why you can feel the gum shrinking now.
Her son has been there and closes up around three thirty to four, which, yeah, it depends.
You know, it is three thirty.
And we say we can't have any customers in like three forty five because you haven't got time to shop unless you're coming in saying I want this and you've got it in your hand.
You know, we're busy.
We've got other things to do.
You know, we've got other things to do.
We've got animals that we look after.
We've got rescue animals we look after.
We've got parents.
We've got the donation centre.
We've got 120 suitcases we've had to sort through this week.
And then Sharon Young says to proficient reindeer 6540.
Oh, gosh, I went there about four and everything was dark.
Because we shut at four o'clock.
I can't, guys.
They're just plebs.
I can't.
They're so sick.
I can't.
They're absolute sickos.
What time do we open?
What time do we close?
At past ten till four.
Monday to Saturday unless we stayed otherwise.
Oh, my God, I went there at four o'clock and everything was dark.
Well, well done for Daniel to remember to turn the lights off.
What an app.
Can you believe these people?
That's how obsessed they are in monitoring what time the shops are opened and closed.
What a bunch of nut jobs.