Sorry guys, I got cut off - 8 Mar 2026 - (2,372 words) - Jaynes Baby Bank
Sorry guys, I got cut off.
I've taken cloprenamine.
Allergy.
Wrong.
I'm in bed, I am guys, right?
This isn't a prison issue bed.
They don't come with cats and fur blankets and Egyptian cotton.
Not this side of the world anyway.
I got my jelly beans off Dan because I need a bit of sugar.
I've been watching The A-Word on Netflix.
I don't know if anybody else has watched it.
It's a bit repetitious now, to be honest.
I don't know what it is.
I think it was the prawns.
Well I didn't eat any prawns but I handled them.
But I know I was ill a couple of years back off prawns.
A lot of people, a lot of the haters are saying it's Dan on my Facebook because I'm in Broadmoor because I've been locked up for recycling and calling somebody a dickhead on Facebook.
Newsflash.
You can't get sent to prison in four days for recycling.
And you can't, you know, it's only slander if it's not true.
And if you are a dickhead then you are a dickhead.
And if I can prove you're a dickhead, there's not a lot you can do.
Slander is civil, you know.
All these charities have got business insurance and charity insurance and yet not one of them, not one of their insurances will take me to court.
Will they?
No, because they know it's true.
That's why, because they know they won't win.
Yeah, so I am in very well.
I'm gonna think, I think it's the prawn toast.
Dan's like, well it could be anything, you've eaten anything over the last couple days.
But the minute I've handled the prawn toast, give it to Katz to devour, I've been ill.
And I literally woke up today and my face was on fire.
I was like... and also I thought my face was quite puffy still from my back tooth.
You know, the front tooth have healed really well.
But the back, I thought, oh god, it's still puffy.
It must be a bit of infection.
And I managed to fish out a bit of tooth from there.
But I don't think it was.
No, I think it was an allergy.
Because my mouth's gone right down now.
My face is still picky.
I'm still a bit itchy.
But oh, even this morning, even my joints were aching.
Daniel's emptied the red re-drop off today now because they're expanding or transforming their garage or something.
So we've had to get the donations out of there.
I haven't even seen more donations there.
Because I've been so ill, my eyes are still a bit itchy.
You know, proper allergy type stuff.
I mean, I woke up and my face was on fire and I thought, oh bloody cat has slept on my face or some bloody thing.
You know, because I do, they all come to bed with me.
They're all rescues.
They'll only cry outside my door and scratch my door if I don't let them in.
So, you know, until I had rescue animals, no cats ever come upstairs.
No animals ever come upstairs.
And I was always brought up that way.
But rescues have got like a trauma bond.
They've got like a separation anxiety.
And they have to be with you unless they're busy doing something on their own accord.
And then they couldn't care less about you.
But primarily, they like to keep an eye on you.
And Ronnie will come in the bathroom with us as well.
He don't like it at all.
He don't like it.
Um, yeah, so the hate... reading between some of the messages I've had, because I'm not getting all my messages.
Some of my messages are going through.
Some are not.
I think it's time for a new phone myself.
I don't really want a new phone.
But I think it's playing up.
Reading between the messages.
I haven't even gone on the haters group.
I don't bother because they don't like me.
So they're never going to turn around and go, Oh, oh, oh, sorry, we got the wrong person.
Oh, sorry, we've changed our mind.
Actually, she's quite nice.
They're never going to say it today.
So what's the point in going on there?
I tell the volunteers the same.
Stay off it.
You know, I'm sure our followers will tell us if there's something serious on there that we need to know about.
But I've had a few messages saying, would your shops gone?
My shop haven't gone as far as I'm aware.
Shop or shops?
Somebody said, are you shopped on the alley?
I'm got a shopped on an alley.
All high street shops, cheeky sods.
Somebody else said something really random.
And then somebody else had messaged me and said, Oh, they're all saying it's Daniel.
What's Daniel?
What's Daniel?
Daniel's running your account.
Daniel is on the Xbox.
The only reason he ever gets off the Xbox and goes into work is because I drag him off it.
Otherwise he'd have no life because he's addicted to the Xbox.
So I have absolutely... I'm live streaming from my bed, if you've just joined in, because apparently I'm in HMRP.
Well, I'm in HMP Broadmoor, according to the haters, for slagging off people who have made up a fake website and a fake group about me.
But they can't see that as wrong.
That's how narcissistic they are.
They can't see that as wrong.
So yeah, I've been out of it, guys.
I literally got out some Pepsi Max with some ice.
Finish off my jelly babies.
They're quite nice.
I thought he was going to bring in those bamboozled ones.
I thought, oh, no, God, if he brings...
because I needed some sugar quick.
It's quite nice.
And then I had baked potato earlier.
Just a little tiny bit of cheese and a little bit of butter, like, you know.
And I thought, well, that hasn't affected me.
I swear it's the prones because I know I've had a funny reaction before, but I didn't even eat them this time.
So I think I need to get another allergy test done.
Even my neck was itching like my mouth was totally swollen and I just put it down to having teeth out and shouting at the haters.
Right.
And I just put it down to that.
But I think it was an allergy now, looking back.
And I've taken quite a bit of paracetamol the last couple of weeks because obviously I had bad teeth.
Then I was having my teeth out.
Then I had the teeth out.
And I don't take paracetamol on a regular basis.
Um, so maybe it was that as well, but I think I'm going to need another allergy test.
But I might take one more allergy pill.
But it might knock me out again.
Oh, yes, Princess.
Come on.
Come on.
They think we're in Broadmoor.
Come on.
They think we're in HMP Walton.
Come on.
Prove we're, prove we're live.
Jump on the bed.
Oh, don't move animals and children.
They'll say, come on.
I got seeds.
I got seeds.
I got seeds.
Look at Ronnie.
I got seedies.
Come on.
Come on, Princess.
You come into bed, Princess.
Oh, I give up.
I can't lift you up.
I'm shattered.
So I've been watching the A-Wood.
The first season was very good, but now I'm thinking it's getting a bit repetitive.
It's about a little boy who's got autism, but the family won't accept it.
We've all been there, haven't we?
Especially if you work with children and you've worked with autistic families and children, you know, families have got children with neurodiversity.
Some won't accept it.
And some are begging out for a diagnosis.
Do you offer you, Ron?
Bye bye, Ron.
So, yeah, that's what I've been doing.
It's a bit boring now, I need something else.
I like a good mood of mystery in there.
That's what we like.
I'm off horror.
I've been off horror for a while, but I like a good psychological mood, a history one.
That's what I like.
I've been living on my rice cake things.
I can't think what else I had.
Well, we had pasta and stuff and I all my rice cakes have been gluten free because I tried them by accident and enjoyed them.
It wasn't because I deliberately went out and bought them.
And then I went out and bought a pile of them because I thought, well, I got on with those kilo rice cakes and they're quite crunchy.
So I'll have some of them, but I haven't deliberately gone gluten free, you know.
But this morning I woke up, I was itching all over.
And funny enough, my head had been itching.
So I washed my hair two or three times a couple of days before with head and shoulders.
I thought let's dig out the head and shoulders.
I don't use it all the time and scrubbed my scalp with it two or three times.
But I'm wondering if the allergy or whatever had eaten or whatever had started then and I just put it down to have an itch or whatever.
But yeah, whatever.
Well, it's the anti-estimines now that's knocked me sideways.
But I think the haters, reading between the lines, I think the haters are saying, I'm in prison.
I've been locked up for recycling and helping people with the money and slagging somebody off and calling them a dickhead.
Well, I mean, if you're a dickhead, you're a dickhead.
And either way, if you're a dickhead, they're civil.
No, the police are not going to arrest anybody on a civil matter.
They've got enough to do.
And the only time I've spoke to the police is about Mary and her lies.
And I think you can see how vindictive she is.
And other people have said, yeah, she's really nasty.
And well, it's backfired on her now because they've seen the CCTV and they've seen her pushing me with her arms folded, pushing into me.
And then obviously my video footage of me walking into the marketplace when they were screaming at me when we were giving out the pumpkins, who were whacking me with a brush and her son kicking off, who's been recalled to prison, we believe, and who already had a lot of harassment and things on his prison social media profile.
Yeah, so they've seen all of that now.
And they've also got the market footage of what happened as well, because they had to fill in incident reports.
But I think they should chuck them out though.
Their behaviour has been really bad and you know, nobody wants to even have their stall around by them anymore.
Have you noticed?
There's been a few people that's gone.
The Pokemon people's gone.
The flower people are gone.
The seafood people are gone.
Everybody who was there around them have left.
Have you noticed?
There was somebody else there.
I don't think it's the rugby guy, but there was somebody else.
They're nice.
They like pearl.
All right.
I just woke up and I hadn't had anything sweet in hours and I was like, oh my God, I need something sweet.
So he did me a banana and some custard and I was like, I need something sweet.
I'm so pleased.
I've got no idea what the dates are on them.
Um, probably last Christmas or the Christmas before.
I'm coming to bed.
Come on.
Prove we're not in prison.
We don't arrest cats.
This is Princey Wincey.
Hi, dog girl.
Yeah, so I don't know why they're saying that.
I've had to submit quite a lot the last couple of weeks and they've been back and forth and they've been back and forth.
And once they've come in to take a statement, they've been asking me, have I got any more intel on this part?
Any more intel on that part about anything else I've said?
I've found this out now since because obviously all these groups are connected or it must be a reason why they're all connected and why they're all working together.
What did somebody call it earlier?
Gang Stalking.
It's a new thing, isn't it?
Yeah, that's what it's like.
Gang Stalking.
Somebody else messaged me and said it's so on there and they're deleting it.
So don't worry about it, guys.
I know you guys are on there defending us.
Just what the police have said is ask your followers to keep reporting them.
Just go on there.
Keep reporting their comments.
Report the videos, especially if it's the violence ones because Facebook will flag it up.
Report the group.
Just keep doing it.
You can report the group.
They've asked us to do that.
They've contacted Facebook.
It takes ages, they say, if they contact Facebook because they're in America.
So just keep reporting it, guys.
Another guy and his wife came into Pontypool shop, I think, to speak to Daniel about coming to do a website.
Yes, do it first, please.
I'll try and bring you this week.
I am being very well because of this rash.
I'm still a bit picky now, trying not to scratch.
Like, you know, you're a bit ooh, I'm itching, a bit like that.
Yeah, we'll give you a ring this week and see if we can sort something out.
You've seen the water leaking in Pontypool shop.
That's why we're clearing certain sides of it.
If you look, it's only on the one side we're clearing it.
But rather than clear it and move it to the other side and then the other side is going to be mega, mega full.
We're taking it to the donation center.
So that's what he's been doing.
There is more videos of a lot more water coming in, but I don't want to post them because of the heaters.
But I will, if they lie.
I'll keep saying I'm in prison, which I'm not.
Right, going to go now, guys.
I've taken cloprenamine.
Allergy.
Wrong.
I'm in bed, I am guys, right?
This isn't a prison issue bed.
They don't come with cats and fur blankets and Egyptian cotton.
Not this side of the world anyway.
I got my jelly beans off Dan because I need a bit of sugar.
I've been watching The A-Word on Netflix.
I don't know if anybody else has watched it.
It's a bit repetitious now, to be honest.
I don't know what it is.
I think it was the prawns.
Well I didn't eat any prawns but I handled them.
But I know I was ill a couple of years back off prawns.
A lot of people, a lot of the haters are saying it's Dan on my Facebook because I'm in Broadmoor because I've been locked up for recycling and calling somebody a dickhead on Facebook.
Newsflash.
You can't get sent to prison in four days for recycling.
And you can't, you know, it's only slander if it's not true.
And if you are a dickhead then you are a dickhead.
And if I can prove you're a dickhead, there's not a lot you can do.
Slander is civil, you know.
All these charities have got business insurance and charity insurance and yet not one of them, not one of their insurances will take me to court.
Will they?
No, because they know it's true.
That's why, because they know they won't win.
Yeah, so I am in very well.
I'm gonna think, I think it's the prawn toast.
Dan's like, well it could be anything, you've eaten anything over the last couple days.
But the minute I've handled the prawn toast, give it to Katz to devour, I've been ill.
And I literally woke up today and my face was on fire.
I was like... and also I thought my face was quite puffy still from my back tooth.
You know, the front tooth have healed really well.
But the back, I thought, oh god, it's still puffy.
It must be a bit of infection.
And I managed to fish out a bit of tooth from there.
But I don't think it was.
No, I think it was an allergy.
Because my mouth's gone right down now.
My face is still picky.
I'm still a bit itchy.
But oh, even this morning, even my joints were aching.
Daniel's emptied the red re-drop off today now because they're expanding or transforming their garage or something.
So we've had to get the donations out of there.
I haven't even seen more donations there.
Because I've been so ill, my eyes are still a bit itchy.
You know, proper allergy type stuff.
I mean, I woke up and my face was on fire and I thought, oh bloody cat has slept on my face or some bloody thing.
You know, because I do, they all come to bed with me.
They're all rescues.
They'll only cry outside my door and scratch my door if I don't let them in.
So, you know, until I had rescue animals, no cats ever come upstairs.
No animals ever come upstairs.
And I was always brought up that way.
But rescues have got like a trauma bond.
They've got like a separation anxiety.
And they have to be with you unless they're busy doing something on their own accord.
And then they couldn't care less about you.
But primarily, they like to keep an eye on you.
And Ronnie will come in the bathroom with us as well.
He don't like it at all.
He don't like it.
Um, yeah, so the hate... reading between some of the messages I've had, because I'm not getting all my messages.
Some of my messages are going through.
Some are not.
I think it's time for a new phone myself.
I don't really want a new phone.
But I think it's playing up.
Reading between the messages.
I haven't even gone on the haters group.
I don't bother because they don't like me.
So they're never going to turn around and go, Oh, oh, oh, sorry, we got the wrong person.
Oh, sorry, we've changed our mind.
Actually, she's quite nice.
They're never going to say it today.
So what's the point in going on there?
I tell the volunteers the same.
Stay off it.
You know, I'm sure our followers will tell us if there's something serious on there that we need to know about.
But I've had a few messages saying, would your shops gone?
My shop haven't gone as far as I'm aware.
Shop or shops?
Somebody said, are you shopped on the alley?
I'm got a shopped on an alley.
All high street shops, cheeky sods.
Somebody else said something really random.
And then somebody else had messaged me and said, Oh, they're all saying it's Daniel.
What's Daniel?
What's Daniel?
Daniel's running your account.
Daniel is on the Xbox.
The only reason he ever gets off the Xbox and goes into work is because I drag him off it.
Otherwise he'd have no life because he's addicted to the Xbox.
So I have absolutely... I'm live streaming from my bed, if you've just joined in, because apparently I'm in HMRP.
Well, I'm in HMP Broadmoor, according to the haters, for slagging off people who have made up a fake website and a fake group about me.
But they can't see that as wrong.
That's how narcissistic they are.
They can't see that as wrong.
So yeah, I've been out of it, guys.
I literally got out some Pepsi Max with some ice.
Finish off my jelly babies.
They're quite nice.
I thought he was going to bring in those bamboozled ones.
I thought, oh, no, God, if he brings...
because I needed some sugar quick.
It's quite nice.
And then I had baked potato earlier.
Just a little tiny bit of cheese and a little bit of butter, like, you know.
And I thought, well, that hasn't affected me.
I swear it's the prones because I know I've had a funny reaction before, but I didn't even eat them this time.
So I think I need to get another allergy test done.
Even my neck was itching like my mouth was totally swollen and I just put it down to having teeth out and shouting at the haters.
Right.
And I just put it down to that.
But I think it was an allergy now, looking back.
And I've taken quite a bit of paracetamol the last couple of weeks because obviously I had bad teeth.
Then I was having my teeth out.
Then I had the teeth out.
And I don't take paracetamol on a regular basis.
Um, so maybe it was that as well, but I think I'm going to need another allergy test.
But I might take one more allergy pill.
But it might knock me out again.
Oh, yes, Princess.
Come on.
Come on.
They think we're in Broadmoor.
Come on.
They think we're in HMP Walton.
Come on.
Prove we're, prove we're live.
Jump on the bed.
Oh, don't move animals and children.
They'll say, come on.
I got seeds.
I got seeds.
I got seeds.
Look at Ronnie.
I got seedies.
Come on.
Come on, Princess.
You come into bed, Princess.
Oh, I give up.
I can't lift you up.
I'm shattered.
So I've been watching the A-Wood.
The first season was very good, but now I'm thinking it's getting a bit repetitive.
It's about a little boy who's got autism, but the family won't accept it.
We've all been there, haven't we?
Especially if you work with children and you've worked with autistic families and children, you know, families have got children with neurodiversity.
Some won't accept it.
And some are begging out for a diagnosis.
Do you offer you, Ron?
Bye bye, Ron.
So, yeah, that's what I've been doing.
It's a bit boring now, I need something else.
I like a good mood of mystery in there.
That's what we like.
I'm off horror.
I've been off horror for a while, but I like a good psychological mood, a history one.
That's what I like.
I've been living on my rice cake things.
I can't think what else I had.
Well, we had pasta and stuff and I all my rice cakes have been gluten free because I tried them by accident and enjoyed them.
It wasn't because I deliberately went out and bought them.
And then I went out and bought a pile of them because I thought, well, I got on with those kilo rice cakes and they're quite crunchy.
So I'll have some of them, but I haven't deliberately gone gluten free, you know.
But this morning I woke up, I was itching all over.
And funny enough, my head had been itching.
So I washed my hair two or three times a couple of days before with head and shoulders.
I thought let's dig out the head and shoulders.
I don't use it all the time and scrubbed my scalp with it two or three times.
But I'm wondering if the allergy or whatever had eaten or whatever had started then and I just put it down to have an itch or whatever.
But yeah, whatever.
Well, it's the anti-estimines now that's knocked me sideways.
But I think the haters, reading between the lines, I think the haters are saying, I'm in prison.
I've been locked up for recycling and helping people with the money and slagging somebody off and calling them a dickhead.
Well, I mean, if you're a dickhead, you're a dickhead.
And either way, if you're a dickhead, they're civil.
No, the police are not going to arrest anybody on a civil matter.
They've got enough to do.
And the only time I've spoke to the police is about Mary and her lies.
And I think you can see how vindictive she is.
And other people have said, yeah, she's really nasty.
And well, it's backfired on her now because they've seen the CCTV and they've seen her pushing me with her arms folded, pushing into me.
And then obviously my video footage of me walking into the marketplace when they were screaming at me when we were giving out the pumpkins, who were whacking me with a brush and her son kicking off, who's been recalled to prison, we believe, and who already had a lot of harassment and things on his prison social media profile.
Yeah, so they've seen all of that now.
And they've also got the market footage of what happened as well, because they had to fill in incident reports.
But I think they should chuck them out though.
Their behaviour has been really bad and you know, nobody wants to even have their stall around by them anymore.
Have you noticed?
There's been a few people that's gone.
The Pokemon people's gone.
The flower people are gone.
The seafood people are gone.
Everybody who was there around them have left.
Have you noticed?
There was somebody else there.
I don't think it's the rugby guy, but there was somebody else.
They're nice.
They like pearl.
All right.
I just woke up and I hadn't had anything sweet in hours and I was like, oh my God, I need something sweet.
So he did me a banana and some custard and I was like, I need something sweet.
I'm so pleased.
I've got no idea what the dates are on them.
Um, probably last Christmas or the Christmas before.
I'm coming to bed.
Come on.
Prove we're not in prison.
We don't arrest cats.
This is Princey Wincey.
Hi, dog girl.
Yeah, so I don't know why they're saying that.
I've had to submit quite a lot the last couple of weeks and they've been back and forth and they've been back and forth.
And once they've come in to take a statement, they've been asking me, have I got any more intel on this part?
Any more intel on that part about anything else I've said?
I've found this out now since because obviously all these groups are connected or it must be a reason why they're all connected and why they're all working together.
What did somebody call it earlier?
Gang Stalking.
It's a new thing, isn't it?
Yeah, that's what it's like.
Gang Stalking.
Somebody else messaged me and said it's so on there and they're deleting it.
So don't worry about it, guys.
I know you guys are on there defending us.
Just what the police have said is ask your followers to keep reporting them.
Just go on there.
Keep reporting their comments.
Report the videos, especially if it's the violence ones because Facebook will flag it up.
Report the group.
Just keep doing it.
You can report the group.
They've asked us to do that.
They've contacted Facebook.
It takes ages, they say, if they contact Facebook because they're in America.
So just keep reporting it, guys.
Another guy and his wife came into Pontypool shop, I think, to speak to Daniel about coming to do a website.
Yes, do it first, please.
I'll try and bring you this week.
I am being very well because of this rash.
I'm still a bit picky now, trying not to scratch.
Like, you know, you're a bit ooh, I'm itching, a bit like that.
Yeah, we'll give you a ring this week and see if we can sort something out.
You've seen the water leaking in Pontypool shop.
That's why we're clearing certain sides of it.
If you look, it's only on the one side we're clearing it.
But rather than clear it and move it to the other side and then the other side is going to be mega, mega full.
We're taking it to the donation center.
So that's what he's been doing.
There is more videos of a lot more water coming in, but I don't want to post them because of the heaters.
But I will, if they lie.
I'll keep saying I'm in prison, which I'm not.
Right, going to go now, guys.