Right, should we have a look at some properties - 27 Oct 2025 - (2,943 words) - Jaynes Baby Bank
Right, should we have a look at some properties now then?
Because we need two more warehouses.
We need two vineyards and a cafe.
Right, so look, look.
£1,250 a month.
Get a grip.
You ain't going to get it no more, guys.
That's why buildings are empty.
I think I know where they are.
That's a nice one, to be honest.
It is a nice one.
But you need to get a grip, because, you know, we're not even paying that now, elsewhere.
And we got good locations.
Look at this one.
£6,063 per calendar month.
Brinston's, if you're with Brinston's, you need to bin them off.
Because yes, they did us a good contract when we were at Blackwood, and we were A-tight at Blackwood.
But that cost us.
Annie Kaus, the landlord, the previous landlord, the nice guy that was from Erieford.
I wonder if he knows that we went.
And his family, did they know that we went after they'd gone and sold the contract over?
But Brinston's, you're just, you know, you're just bitting in the wind.
Who is going to be able to afford that now, in this current climate?
You've got Pizza Hut going bust.
You've got Coca-Cola selling Costa Coffee.
Because they can't afford it.
And they're losing millions every day by running Costa Coffee.
Wake up.
Nobody is going to be paying that a month.
Let's have a look at it.
Look, it's nothing to write home about, is it?
It's nothing to write home about.
Need to get a grip.
I would bin off Brinston's at the moment.
Look at this.
£8,333 per calendar month.
Do you want somebody in your building?
Or do you want it empty?
Another one at £5,000.
Who do you think, it's empty now, who do you think is going to rent that off you?
Look at the state of the floor.
You've had leaks and God knows what in there.
I can see that from the ceiling tiles and the floor.
Who do you think is going to rent that for £5,000?
Look at the state of the roller shutter.
How many times has that been reversed into a forklift?
£5,417 per calendar month.
Who do you think is going to rent that in that state?
That's rough.
Hope the landlords can see this.
They're actually going through Brinston's.
It's a nice building, but I don't know how much they want for this.
It'd be ideal if it had a lift.
Because the problem with something like this is if we had a big building, like an ex-council building or something like that, because we've seen a nice one in Aberdeen and we were like, oh we like that one, me and Sammy.
We were like, that's a nice one innit, should we have that?
But no lift.
It's like, well that's no good for our mothers.
Oh me?
I'm useless man.
You know, I'm useless in these days.
So what is this?
£771 per calendar month.
But I think this is just one part of the flow.
This would probably be all starting from there.
But it's a bit more realistic.
But look at this state.
Oh I think that's the power cables, sorry.
That's the power cables that come up through for the desks.
But they'd be in the way, so we'd need to cap that off.
So they, I think they have certain...
There's bound to be certain rooms in there, I expect, innit?
This is Moulin House, this is.
So obviously there's a difference, depending on the size.
But it's a bit more realistic, innit?
You know?
And that, they are with different, they're now with Brinsons again.
Here we go.
Brinsons.
Right.
Here we are now.
Two thousand nine hundred and seventeen.
Are them pallets still in there?
Well actually, I might need the pallets, so I won't complain about them.
We've seen that, because we recognise the carpet.
Oh god.
I didn't realise there was an industrial park overtruck in it.
I seen it the other day.
It was the same bloody place, that is, man.
It's all the same, the same bloody carpet, unless they put the same picture on it.
Ponty Gwindi Road.
I can't place that.
Is that...
Where the... I wouldn't make it up those stairs.
I'd be in a state if we had those stairs.
Is that where... I know where the Ponty Gwindi... No I'm not, I'm not thinking of the right place.
Ponty Gwindi is the other side, innit?
Or is it by where the miners used to be?
I know, there is an industrial estate over there.
Because I'm just thinking Bedworth's over there.
That's what I'm thinking.
But actually, no, there are other industrial parks, innit?
That we could have as a donation centre.
This is nice.
£3,750 per calendar month.
I mean, it's for the total building.
But wake up.
Who is going to... other than some massive council operative, who is going to rent Fusion House on Van Court for that amount of money?
Who do you think?
Like, doctor surgeries in places and dentists are closing.
You know, you ain't going to get people in there, guys.
Where is this one?
Caerphilly Business Park, Britannia House.
Looks familiar, because I have driven around there, see?
No price on arrival with that one, God knows then.
Bloody £20,000 a month, I expect.
I think there's two of these, yeah, because I've seen the two doors in there.
Need to get a grip, guys.
Or this one.
We've been waiting for years for this one to be renovated, haven't they, guys?
And straight away they put a Princeton sign in there.
And I was like, oh, nobody's going to be able to afford that then.
That'll be empty for ages.
Unless you get a money launderer in there.
There's no other way you're going to get somebody in there, is there?
It's quite big.
Might be a nice furniture shop, but wouldn't pay that for it.
I wouldn't pay that for it.
No, but there's no parking there.
Absolutely no parking whatsoever, but there.
So, from a retail point of view, that's going to affect the customers.
Don't forget, we've got free parking in Caerphilly's shop, but only for our customers.
They're off the reds.
I think if you've got a property with Brinsons, you need to tell them straight.
Either tell them straight or come out from them, because you ain't going to get it, guys.
The octagon.
I think I've been there and looked in that place before.
Is that what it looks like?
Is there a little bit in the middle?
Maybe, because the rooms look a bit like an octagon.
What a waste of space that was.
What's in the middle?
God knows.
There you are, £495.
Oh, this is just for an office, this is.
So, this would be just for one bit.
Oh, that's what's in the middle, look.
Oh, that's nice, isn't it?
Oh, it would be nice if we could have the old thing and then have a little play garden in the middle.
Like a century garden, couldn't we?
That would be lovely, wouldn't it, guys?
Trouble is, they've built... where is this one?
Oh, Pontic Windy Estate again, I know.
I know where it is.
Oh, no, I don't.
That's the one I'm a bit unsure.
That's nice though.
It's a decent kitchen, looking there brand new.
I don't know what they've got on it, mind.
But again, that's just for an office.
That's only got one picture.
Well, who's going to want that with one picture?
Flexy space.
I don't know what they're like.
They don't look very tall.
Oh, I don't know.
They look older.
Look at the roof.
See the roof?
See?
The natural light bits.
And they don't like cleaning them because they get broke when they get cleaned.
They don't like that at Barber Bar good.
Because we asked them to clean them and they were like, oh, no, we ain't going to do it because they've been up there for so long, it's going to break.
But of course, that affects your natural light in, doesn't it?
They don't like cleaning those natural light bits.
Britannia Lodge.
Stairs.
I just look at stairs now and go, oh.
Where is this one?
First Floor Unit D.
If we're going to have something like that, this looks promising by you, but the price not.
I don't know what it was before.
Looks like it's some sort of park in there maybe.
Unless that's it over there.
I don't know.
Perhaps it was like some sort of, I mean, it's got a nice garden and all.
I could do something with this, couldn't we?
I could do something with that.
That looks doable.
But I don't know what it was before.
But you just, these buildings are going to be empty before long.
I'm not sure if this one's gone now.
Or whether it's a second part to it because there was somebody...
Chiropractice or something I think have gone in there, I'm not sure.
This.
This has been up.
Right, this one has been up £1,250 a month since we started.
This one has been up nearly five years and haven't had anybody in there.
That's because of your price.
It's been that price for five years.
Well, actually, it was £1,500 a month when it started.
And it's like, you could have rented that out.
I don't know about that one.
Where is this one?
Oh, it's on the high street.
It wouldn't be big enough for us.
It wouldn't be big enough.
We'd fill that.
We'd fill this with me.
We need vast now.
We're looking at vast.
I don't know what that is.
That just looks like house to me.
I've got a one license, I don't know.
Britannia Lodge.
That's like offices.
That's going to be.
We've got a cafe or something.
But it would be just for an office space.
That's probably going to be the smallest that is.
But who are you going to get in there?
Like, you know, who would you think you're going to get in there?
Where's this one?
Pen Rowell.
Shopping Parade.
Pen Rowell with...
732.
It's not going to be big enough for us.
There we are.
A nice little one for somebody.
What about this flexi space?
300 pounds a month.
It looks a bit ambitious for 300 pounds a month.
I don't know, unless they are sensible.
This one, a thousand pound.
Well...
If this person can't run it as a food business, you've got no chance.
It used to be the food businesses were good.
Don't go banking on a charity shop to have it because these charity shops are dropping like flies.
Shall we look into a vine?
These...
They're not getting the...
Look at that.
6,250 per calendar month.
On our street.
You're having a laugh.
That landlord doesn't want anybody in there.
He wants to be able to get rid of the A1 license and put planning.
That's why he's making it difficult.
Off your head.
Yeah, there's another one.
2,000 farm food.
You're having a laugh.
Who do you think is going to take it on?
If the pound shop and farm foods... I mean, it's lovely.
Don't get me wrong.
Don't get me wrong.
Yes, we'd do alright in there, wouldn't we?
It looks like you've got a warehouse.
Stairs.
Need a lift, we do.
Front bit.
Lovely, but no good.
This one is 24,000 pounds a year.
I've already looked.
Where's this?
It's too small.
What's a fish shop?
No good for us, man.
This one, 500, is too much, guys.
500 for Crane Street on Pontypool is too much.
I'm telling you.
Is it upstairs or downstairs?
I like the little partition, but, you know, it's got a parking space, I think.
I know where that is.
How much?
Come on.
Let's have a look.
I think I put in Torvine and that's what came up, didn't I?
Should we do Cwmbran?
Price on arrival.
That'll be expensive then.
Oh yeah, look, we've got an aerial photo.
It's bound to be expensive.
Unless you're going to have the roof painted with your logo, what is the point in having an aerial photo in there?
Oh, it's expensive.
It'll be.
Look at this.
11,000.
A month, this is mine, guys.
Wakey, wakey, you ain't going to get it.
I think we've seen that one on the other page.
Where's this one?
Brecon House.
Oh, that's nice.
Look at that.
It's got my CEO office, like P. Louise Empire.
We could have Jayne's Baby Bank Empire.
That'd be cool, wouldn't it?
Look at that.
I don't know whether that's just for the floor or why.
I don't know, for the whole thing.
I don't know.
I mean, if that was a thousand pound for the whole thing, then fair enough.
But I don't think it is.
Springvale.
I've heard of Springvale.
I mean, that's an industrial one.
It's going to be dear.
But who are you going to get in there?
Mr. Night Frank?
Who are you going to get in there?
Because these businesses are dropping like flies.
You need somebody who's sustainable.
Eight thousand a month.
That ain't shown me inside yet.
A bit posher inside than what I was expecting.
What was it before then?
Well, it looked like a shop, didn't it?
Because it had a Honda sign on it.
So maybe it was like a shop.
But of course, they're putting that price on what used to be there before.
So if it was a car sales room or a motorbike sales room, they're going to... but they didn't survive.
No.
Look at the state of the walls in there.
I look at it now and I look back and I think, God, we've come a long way, fair play.
We don't need to be in these pokey little garages and shit stores anymore.
We don't need to be in places like that.
I know where that is.
That's in Cwmbran in there.
But the trouble is with that, you know, I mean, I wouldn't pay it.
The trouble is with that is that it's going to push the rates up.
With that, because of the rateable value of where it is.
Harvesters?
Where's that?
Oh, I know.
I had to drive up there once the lady put the bollards down for me.
I had to drive up there to put some stuff in my car.
Springvale.
It's not big enough.
So it's like the size we've got now, that is, I expect.
And that's... that ain't big enough for us.
What is this then in Cwmbran?
It's not really showing you where it is, is it?
I don't think.
Two thousand seven hundred.
Plus, you've got the rates, right?
Plus, you've got the idiot team that's running it, which is useless.
Don't forget they stood there, that idiot team, where that guy smashed all those windows and did nothing.
So what are you paying for security for?
I would never go in a place now where you've got to pay external security.
It was good when we first started and we needed our safety net, but pain in the backside.
Absolute pain in the backside.
You're paying money for old rope.
Look at this.
Look at the weeds.
Five hundred ninety five per calendar month.
Do your own weeding.
So that's probably for an office, that is.
Oakley House.
That's probably just for an office.
Oh, it's got a shower in it.
Bizarre.
I could live there.
I always say that to Daniel.
If you put a shower in, I could live in one of the show.
Look, let's put it up to three thousand a month because it used to be a bank.
The bank can't afford to be there.
Look, they're putting that up like, look, you're going to do really well because it's a shopping centre.
It's a shopping centre.
The only people who can do well in shopping centres are going to be vape shops, barber shops, money laundering shops, shops that sell the bongs.
And charity shops, if they're lucky.
If the charity shops are lucky and they can keep going.
Where's this one?
Four hundred and seventy five.
It's not very big though, is it?
Look.
What are you actually paying for, like?
Not a lot, is there?
Look, before and after the recession, look.
After, before.
Cuboid.
Oh, that's just a shipping container.
We're past shipping containers, I think.
Cwmbran.
Where's this them punting it with?
We need warehouse.
We need warehouse and we need big.
That's what we're looking at now.
This might be worth a look, but I should imagine that is just a section of it.
Office, yeah, office lease.
So I don't think.
Well, it might be OK.
I don't know if that's how big the office is and they're doing it all and they're being sensible about it.
See if I can screenshot that one maybe and have a little maybe give him a ring and say.
Seven thousand.
That's not bad.
Pay that for shop today.
So.
Cwmbran, busy town.
Shut up.
Falling apart, man.
Economies falling apart.
Ground floor offices only then.
Excellent on site parking.
Right, OK.
OK, so it's only the ground floor, but it don't look like it's upstairs, do it?
Well, I do, don't it?
That looks like it's upstairs, I don't know.
That might be worth having a look at this one.
We'll have a look.
We'll have a look, is it guys?
Because we need two more warehouses.
We need two vineyards and a cafe.
Right, so look, look.
£1,250 a month.
Get a grip.
You ain't going to get it no more, guys.
That's why buildings are empty.
I think I know where they are.
That's a nice one, to be honest.
It is a nice one.
But you need to get a grip, because, you know, we're not even paying that now, elsewhere.
And we got good locations.
Look at this one.
£6,063 per calendar month.
Brinston's, if you're with Brinston's, you need to bin them off.
Because yes, they did us a good contract when we were at Blackwood, and we were A-tight at Blackwood.
But that cost us.
Annie Kaus, the landlord, the previous landlord, the nice guy that was from Erieford.
I wonder if he knows that we went.
And his family, did they know that we went after they'd gone and sold the contract over?
But Brinston's, you're just, you know, you're just bitting in the wind.
Who is going to be able to afford that now, in this current climate?
You've got Pizza Hut going bust.
You've got Coca-Cola selling Costa Coffee.
Because they can't afford it.
And they're losing millions every day by running Costa Coffee.
Wake up.
Nobody is going to be paying that a month.
Let's have a look at it.
Look, it's nothing to write home about, is it?
It's nothing to write home about.
Need to get a grip.
I would bin off Brinston's at the moment.
Look at this.
£8,333 per calendar month.
Do you want somebody in your building?
Or do you want it empty?
Another one at £5,000.
Who do you think, it's empty now, who do you think is going to rent that off you?
Look at the state of the floor.
You've had leaks and God knows what in there.
I can see that from the ceiling tiles and the floor.
Who do you think is going to rent that for £5,000?
Look at the state of the roller shutter.
How many times has that been reversed into a forklift?
£5,417 per calendar month.
Who do you think is going to rent that in that state?
That's rough.
Hope the landlords can see this.
They're actually going through Brinston's.
It's a nice building, but I don't know how much they want for this.
It'd be ideal if it had a lift.
Because the problem with something like this is if we had a big building, like an ex-council building or something like that, because we've seen a nice one in Aberdeen and we were like, oh we like that one, me and Sammy.
We were like, that's a nice one innit, should we have that?
But no lift.
It's like, well that's no good for our mothers.
Oh me?
I'm useless man.
You know, I'm useless in these days.
So what is this?
£771 per calendar month.
But I think this is just one part of the flow.
This would probably be all starting from there.
But it's a bit more realistic.
But look at this state.
Oh I think that's the power cables, sorry.
That's the power cables that come up through for the desks.
But they'd be in the way, so we'd need to cap that off.
So they, I think they have certain...
There's bound to be certain rooms in there, I expect, innit?
This is Moulin House, this is.
So obviously there's a difference, depending on the size.
But it's a bit more realistic, innit?
You know?
And that, they are with different, they're now with Brinsons again.
Here we go.
Brinsons.
Right.
Here we are now.
Two thousand nine hundred and seventeen.
Are them pallets still in there?
Well actually, I might need the pallets, so I won't complain about them.
We've seen that, because we recognise the carpet.
Oh god.
I didn't realise there was an industrial park overtruck in it.
I seen it the other day.
It was the same bloody place, that is, man.
It's all the same, the same bloody carpet, unless they put the same picture on it.
Ponty Gwindi Road.
I can't place that.
Is that...
Where the... I wouldn't make it up those stairs.
I'd be in a state if we had those stairs.
Is that where... I know where the Ponty Gwindi... No I'm not, I'm not thinking of the right place.
Ponty Gwindi is the other side, innit?
Or is it by where the miners used to be?
I know, there is an industrial estate over there.
Because I'm just thinking Bedworth's over there.
That's what I'm thinking.
But actually, no, there are other industrial parks, innit?
That we could have as a donation centre.
This is nice.
£3,750 per calendar month.
I mean, it's for the total building.
But wake up.
Who is going to... other than some massive council operative, who is going to rent Fusion House on Van Court for that amount of money?
Who do you think?
Like, doctor surgeries in places and dentists are closing.
You know, you ain't going to get people in there, guys.
Where is this one?
Caerphilly Business Park, Britannia House.
Looks familiar, because I have driven around there, see?
No price on arrival with that one, God knows then.
Bloody £20,000 a month, I expect.
I think there's two of these, yeah, because I've seen the two doors in there.
Need to get a grip, guys.
Or this one.
We've been waiting for years for this one to be renovated, haven't they, guys?
And straight away they put a Princeton sign in there.
And I was like, oh, nobody's going to be able to afford that then.
That'll be empty for ages.
Unless you get a money launderer in there.
There's no other way you're going to get somebody in there, is there?
It's quite big.
Might be a nice furniture shop, but wouldn't pay that for it.
I wouldn't pay that for it.
No, but there's no parking there.
Absolutely no parking whatsoever, but there.
So, from a retail point of view, that's going to affect the customers.
Don't forget, we've got free parking in Caerphilly's shop, but only for our customers.
They're off the reds.
I think if you've got a property with Brinsons, you need to tell them straight.
Either tell them straight or come out from them, because you ain't going to get it, guys.
The octagon.
I think I've been there and looked in that place before.
Is that what it looks like?
Is there a little bit in the middle?
Maybe, because the rooms look a bit like an octagon.
What a waste of space that was.
What's in the middle?
God knows.
There you are, £495.
Oh, this is just for an office, this is.
So, this would be just for one bit.
Oh, that's what's in the middle, look.
Oh, that's nice, isn't it?
Oh, it would be nice if we could have the old thing and then have a little play garden in the middle.
Like a century garden, couldn't we?
That would be lovely, wouldn't it, guys?
Trouble is, they've built... where is this one?
Oh, Pontic Windy Estate again, I know.
I know where it is.
Oh, no, I don't.
That's the one I'm a bit unsure.
That's nice though.
It's a decent kitchen, looking there brand new.
I don't know what they've got on it, mind.
But again, that's just for an office.
That's only got one picture.
Well, who's going to want that with one picture?
Flexy space.
I don't know what they're like.
They don't look very tall.
Oh, I don't know.
They look older.
Look at the roof.
See the roof?
See?
The natural light bits.
And they don't like cleaning them because they get broke when they get cleaned.
They don't like that at Barber Bar good.
Because we asked them to clean them and they were like, oh, no, we ain't going to do it because they've been up there for so long, it's going to break.
But of course, that affects your natural light in, doesn't it?
They don't like cleaning those natural light bits.
Britannia Lodge.
Stairs.
I just look at stairs now and go, oh.
Where is this one?
First Floor Unit D.
If we're going to have something like that, this looks promising by you, but the price not.
I don't know what it was before.
Looks like it's some sort of park in there maybe.
Unless that's it over there.
I don't know.
Perhaps it was like some sort of, I mean, it's got a nice garden and all.
I could do something with this, couldn't we?
I could do something with that.
That looks doable.
But I don't know what it was before.
But you just, these buildings are going to be empty before long.
I'm not sure if this one's gone now.
Or whether it's a second part to it because there was somebody...
Chiropractice or something I think have gone in there, I'm not sure.
This.
This has been up.
Right, this one has been up £1,250 a month since we started.
This one has been up nearly five years and haven't had anybody in there.
That's because of your price.
It's been that price for five years.
Well, actually, it was £1,500 a month when it started.
And it's like, you could have rented that out.
I don't know about that one.
Where is this one?
Oh, it's on the high street.
It wouldn't be big enough for us.
It wouldn't be big enough.
We'd fill that.
We'd fill this with me.
We need vast now.
We're looking at vast.
I don't know what that is.
That just looks like house to me.
I've got a one license, I don't know.
Britannia Lodge.
That's like offices.
That's going to be.
We've got a cafe or something.
But it would be just for an office space.
That's probably going to be the smallest that is.
But who are you going to get in there?
Like, you know, who would you think you're going to get in there?
Where's this one?
Pen Rowell.
Shopping Parade.
Pen Rowell with...
732.
It's not going to be big enough for us.
There we are.
A nice little one for somebody.
What about this flexi space?
300 pounds a month.
It looks a bit ambitious for 300 pounds a month.
I don't know, unless they are sensible.
This one, a thousand pound.
Well...
If this person can't run it as a food business, you've got no chance.
It used to be the food businesses were good.
Don't go banking on a charity shop to have it because these charity shops are dropping like flies.
Shall we look into a vine?
These...
They're not getting the...
Look at that.
6,250 per calendar month.
On our street.
You're having a laugh.
That landlord doesn't want anybody in there.
He wants to be able to get rid of the A1 license and put planning.
That's why he's making it difficult.
Off your head.
Yeah, there's another one.
2,000 farm food.
You're having a laugh.
Who do you think is going to take it on?
If the pound shop and farm foods... I mean, it's lovely.
Don't get me wrong.
Don't get me wrong.
Yes, we'd do alright in there, wouldn't we?
It looks like you've got a warehouse.
Stairs.
Need a lift, we do.
Front bit.
Lovely, but no good.
This one is 24,000 pounds a year.
I've already looked.
Where's this?
It's too small.
What's a fish shop?
No good for us, man.
This one, 500, is too much, guys.
500 for Crane Street on Pontypool is too much.
I'm telling you.
Is it upstairs or downstairs?
I like the little partition, but, you know, it's got a parking space, I think.
I know where that is.
How much?
Come on.
Let's have a look.
I think I put in Torvine and that's what came up, didn't I?
Should we do Cwmbran?
Price on arrival.
That'll be expensive then.
Oh yeah, look, we've got an aerial photo.
It's bound to be expensive.
Unless you're going to have the roof painted with your logo, what is the point in having an aerial photo in there?
Oh, it's expensive.
It'll be.
Look at this.
11,000.
A month, this is mine, guys.
Wakey, wakey, you ain't going to get it.
I think we've seen that one on the other page.
Where's this one?
Brecon House.
Oh, that's nice.
Look at that.
It's got my CEO office, like P. Louise Empire.
We could have Jayne's Baby Bank Empire.
That'd be cool, wouldn't it?
Look at that.
I don't know whether that's just for the floor or why.
I don't know, for the whole thing.
I don't know.
I mean, if that was a thousand pound for the whole thing, then fair enough.
But I don't think it is.
Springvale.
I've heard of Springvale.
I mean, that's an industrial one.
It's going to be dear.
But who are you going to get in there?
Mr. Night Frank?
Who are you going to get in there?
Because these businesses are dropping like flies.
You need somebody who's sustainable.
Eight thousand a month.
That ain't shown me inside yet.
A bit posher inside than what I was expecting.
What was it before then?
Well, it looked like a shop, didn't it?
Because it had a Honda sign on it.
So maybe it was like a shop.
But of course, they're putting that price on what used to be there before.
So if it was a car sales room or a motorbike sales room, they're going to... but they didn't survive.
No.
Look at the state of the walls in there.
I look at it now and I look back and I think, God, we've come a long way, fair play.
We don't need to be in these pokey little garages and shit stores anymore.
We don't need to be in places like that.
I know where that is.
That's in Cwmbran in there.
But the trouble is with that, you know, I mean, I wouldn't pay it.
The trouble is with that is that it's going to push the rates up.
With that, because of the rateable value of where it is.
Harvesters?
Where's that?
Oh, I know.
I had to drive up there once the lady put the bollards down for me.
I had to drive up there to put some stuff in my car.
Springvale.
It's not big enough.
So it's like the size we've got now, that is, I expect.
And that's... that ain't big enough for us.
What is this then in Cwmbran?
It's not really showing you where it is, is it?
I don't think.
Two thousand seven hundred.
Plus, you've got the rates, right?
Plus, you've got the idiot team that's running it, which is useless.
Don't forget they stood there, that idiot team, where that guy smashed all those windows and did nothing.
So what are you paying for security for?
I would never go in a place now where you've got to pay external security.
It was good when we first started and we needed our safety net, but pain in the backside.
Absolute pain in the backside.
You're paying money for old rope.
Look at this.
Look at the weeds.
Five hundred ninety five per calendar month.
Do your own weeding.
So that's probably for an office, that is.
Oakley House.
That's probably just for an office.
Oh, it's got a shower in it.
Bizarre.
I could live there.
I always say that to Daniel.
If you put a shower in, I could live in one of the show.
Look, let's put it up to three thousand a month because it used to be a bank.
The bank can't afford to be there.
Look, they're putting that up like, look, you're going to do really well because it's a shopping centre.
It's a shopping centre.
The only people who can do well in shopping centres are going to be vape shops, barber shops, money laundering shops, shops that sell the bongs.
And charity shops, if they're lucky.
If the charity shops are lucky and they can keep going.
Where's this one?
Four hundred and seventy five.
It's not very big though, is it?
Look.
What are you actually paying for, like?
Not a lot, is there?
Look, before and after the recession, look.
After, before.
Cuboid.
Oh, that's just a shipping container.
We're past shipping containers, I think.
Cwmbran.
Where's this them punting it with?
We need warehouse.
We need warehouse and we need big.
That's what we're looking at now.
This might be worth a look, but I should imagine that is just a section of it.
Office, yeah, office lease.
So I don't think.
Well, it might be OK.
I don't know if that's how big the office is and they're doing it all and they're being sensible about it.
See if I can screenshot that one maybe and have a little maybe give him a ring and say.
Seven thousand.
That's not bad.
Pay that for shop today.
So.
Cwmbran, busy town.
Shut up.
Falling apart, man.
Economies falling apart.
Ground floor offices only then.
Excellent on site parking.
Right, OK.
OK, so it's only the ground floor, but it don't look like it's upstairs, do it?
Well, I do, don't it?
That looks like it's upstairs, I don't know.
That might be worth having a look at this one.
We'll have a look.
We'll have a look, is it guys?