Alright, so I've just had a mummy now - 27 Oct 2025 - (1,081 words) - Jaynes Baby Bank
Alright, so I've just had a mummy now.
Just bought some furniture, guys.
And like I said, we need a furniture shop.
We really do.
I've had to turn down furniture yesterday.
I've had to turn down furniture this morning.
Need a furniture shop.
So we need something big, because furniture takes up a lot of room, obviously.
And then we need to set... then we need to set it out then.
Like, you know, like they would in Ikea.
And then, you know, the volunteers can come up and say, well, can we have that tea set on those placemats for the table and chairs that we've got?
And then can we have those tablecloths on that centrepiece, you know, for the side table and what have you?
And then set it out nice, you know, not like this where you've got stuff piled on everything.
And then it takes the pressure off the shop, because the bigger items then are not in the shop.
I had a little boy and he thought it was a unicycle.
He really wanted it.
He thought he'd had a unicycle for after him.
I said, oh, isn't he a wheel?
I said, the unicycle he had, we're so sorry.
He was looking forward to it.
So, yes, I need a furniture shop.
Anyway, the mum spent £25, so thank you very much for that.
We do appreciate it.
And I said to her, right, you've got £5 away for stuff to pick up for free.
I said, because we've got so much, we can do that.
So just go and pick anything you like.
Value of five quid ish.
She was like, oh, OK.
And she said, I don't like it.
I don't like it too.
I don't want to take the mick.
I said, well, you're not taking the mick.
Spend £20, get £5 worth of stock for free is going to be one of our current running offers.
I'm too exhausted to order the poster.
I'm going to order the poster and put it in the window, because there is no other secondhand shop that does that.
There is no charity shop that does that, right?
But one thing we've got a lot of is stock, haven't we?
You've seen the videos of me going around these charity shops.
They've got nothing there.
There's nothing there on the shops, is there?
Nothing there on the shelves.
And we're like, oh, trying to get through.
So we can give it back to you.
You're a customer.
Give it back to you.
And what happens when you get fed up with these things?
You just bring them back to us and donate them.
So, you know, it's not costing us anything.
So please, guys, don't feel bad.
I've just filled up the shelves.
Don't feel bad about it when we say take £5 away for stuff for free.
Because you're actually doing us a favour, right?
Oh, I've got another pram in, guys.
I've got this one.
That one will be £22.50 today.
That one's a tenner to get it gone.
That's lovely, that is.
This have come in.
Now, she paid over £1,000 for this, the lady said.
So you've got the bassinet.
But she said she paid over £1,000 for this.
It's lovely.
It's really nice.
You've got the cosy toes and the rain cover.
We've got the rain cover as well to go with it.
So this is a nice one, guys.
I don't know.
We're probably doing for £50.
It's a really nice one.
It's really nice.
It's chunky as well.
It's a really good one, I think.
The bass is quite big on it.
And it would have to go full of things because we get loads of these bassinets left behind.
And we end up selling for a pound, you know, with a rocker stand or something.
But yeah, yeah, I can do that one for £50.
That one's tenner.
I can do that one for £20 if we pick them up today.
I'm going at four.
I'm feeling better.
Sound better, don't I?
This morning I was a complete bloody spaz this morning, weren't I?
She called herself a spaz!
She called herself a spaz!
So yeah, I love this chair.
So I've got some stuff up on the hooks, but I'm just thinking now he's going to have to put that door curtain behind him.
That's going to have to come down a bit in there.
So don't forget, we still got this.
You do need a bit of work, guys.
It's up for a quid before you go, you know.
It's worth a quid just for those things.
Yeah, so this is still a bit full.
But the other side is looking a lot better.
And the front and everything else is looking a lot more streamlined, is the word I'm looking for.
So I've still got these drawers.
Everybody's after them.
45.
It'll be £22.50 today.
Because we're doing half price on the furniture.
75% on the other stuff.
Half price on furniture now.
And then we'll wait now until next year when everybody else realizes that there is nobody to come and save them and their warehouses and their shops.
And then they give it to us at the price that we wanted for, which they could have done six months earlier.
Even five years earlier, some of them.
And then we can open a furniture shop then, can't we?
We do it cheaper anyway, guys, you know that.
But the spend 20 get £5 worth of stuff is going to be running forever.
Okay?
Because we're forever going to have this amount of donations.
It's not going to stop, is it?
We've got warehouses full.
I've got rooms full that you don't know about, that volunteers don't even know about.
I've got volunteers' houses that are full.
Okay?
I've got volunteers' mothers' houses, spare bedrooms, that's full.
Trust me, okay?
Trust me, we've got plenty of stock to do it and don't feel bad.
So if you come in, spend £20 and you want five items of clothes, have them.
If you come in and you spend £20 and you want a buck, have it.
Okay?
That's the deal.
That's the deal.
Nobody else does the deal.
If you come in, spend £20 and you want this, and it's going to be up for ten.
Pay the extra five.
You know.
That's the deal, guys.
We do it for you.
We're here to recycle and to give you a deal.
Just bought some furniture, guys.
And like I said, we need a furniture shop.
We really do.
I've had to turn down furniture yesterday.
I've had to turn down furniture this morning.
Need a furniture shop.
So we need something big, because furniture takes up a lot of room, obviously.
And then we need to set... then we need to set it out then.
Like, you know, like they would in Ikea.
And then, you know, the volunteers can come up and say, well, can we have that tea set on those placemats for the table and chairs that we've got?
And then can we have those tablecloths on that centrepiece, you know, for the side table and what have you?
And then set it out nice, you know, not like this where you've got stuff piled on everything.
And then it takes the pressure off the shop, because the bigger items then are not in the shop.
I had a little boy and he thought it was a unicycle.
He really wanted it.
He thought he'd had a unicycle for after him.
I said, oh, isn't he a wheel?
I said, the unicycle he had, we're so sorry.
He was looking forward to it.
So, yes, I need a furniture shop.
Anyway, the mum spent £25, so thank you very much for that.
We do appreciate it.
And I said to her, right, you've got £5 away for stuff to pick up for free.
I said, because we've got so much, we can do that.
So just go and pick anything you like.
Value of five quid ish.
She was like, oh, OK.
And she said, I don't like it.
I don't like it too.
I don't want to take the mick.
I said, well, you're not taking the mick.
Spend £20, get £5 worth of stock for free is going to be one of our current running offers.
I'm too exhausted to order the poster.
I'm going to order the poster and put it in the window, because there is no other secondhand shop that does that.
There is no charity shop that does that, right?
But one thing we've got a lot of is stock, haven't we?
You've seen the videos of me going around these charity shops.
They've got nothing there.
There's nothing there on the shops, is there?
Nothing there on the shelves.
And we're like, oh, trying to get through.
So we can give it back to you.
You're a customer.
Give it back to you.
And what happens when you get fed up with these things?
You just bring them back to us and donate them.
So, you know, it's not costing us anything.
So please, guys, don't feel bad.
I've just filled up the shelves.
Don't feel bad about it when we say take £5 away for stuff for free.
Because you're actually doing us a favour, right?
Oh, I've got another pram in, guys.
I've got this one.
That one will be £22.50 today.
That one's a tenner to get it gone.
That's lovely, that is.
This have come in.
Now, she paid over £1,000 for this, the lady said.
So you've got the bassinet.
But she said she paid over £1,000 for this.
It's lovely.
It's really nice.
You've got the cosy toes and the rain cover.
We've got the rain cover as well to go with it.
So this is a nice one, guys.
I don't know.
We're probably doing for £50.
It's a really nice one.
It's really nice.
It's chunky as well.
It's a really good one, I think.
The bass is quite big on it.
And it would have to go full of things because we get loads of these bassinets left behind.
And we end up selling for a pound, you know, with a rocker stand or something.
But yeah, yeah, I can do that one for £50.
That one's tenner.
I can do that one for £20 if we pick them up today.
I'm going at four.
I'm feeling better.
Sound better, don't I?
This morning I was a complete bloody spaz this morning, weren't I?
She called herself a spaz!
She called herself a spaz!
So yeah, I love this chair.
So I've got some stuff up on the hooks, but I'm just thinking now he's going to have to put that door curtain behind him.
That's going to have to come down a bit in there.
So don't forget, we still got this.
You do need a bit of work, guys.
It's up for a quid before you go, you know.
It's worth a quid just for those things.
Yeah, so this is still a bit full.
But the other side is looking a lot better.
And the front and everything else is looking a lot more streamlined, is the word I'm looking for.
So I've still got these drawers.
Everybody's after them.
45.
It'll be £22.50 today.
Because we're doing half price on the furniture.
75% on the other stuff.
Half price on furniture now.
And then we'll wait now until next year when everybody else realizes that there is nobody to come and save them and their warehouses and their shops.
And then they give it to us at the price that we wanted for, which they could have done six months earlier.
Even five years earlier, some of them.
And then we can open a furniture shop then, can't we?
We do it cheaper anyway, guys, you know that.
But the spend 20 get £5 worth of stuff is going to be running forever.
Okay?
Because we're forever going to have this amount of donations.
It's not going to stop, is it?
We've got warehouses full.
I've got rooms full that you don't know about, that volunteers don't even know about.
I've got volunteers' houses that are full.
Okay?
I've got volunteers' mothers' houses, spare bedrooms, that's full.
Trust me, okay?
Trust me, we've got plenty of stock to do it and don't feel bad.
So if you come in, spend £20 and you want five items of clothes, have them.
If you come in and you spend £20 and you want a buck, have it.
Okay?
That's the deal.
That's the deal.
Nobody else does the deal.
If you come in, spend £20 and you want this, and it's going to be up for ten.
Pay the extra five.
You know.
That's the deal, guys.
We do it for you.
We're here to recycle and to give you a deal.