Oh, here we go - 27 Jun 2025 - (470 words) - Jaynes Baby Bank
Oh, here we go.
This is the way the SAP now sent me yesterday.
We've got one last cabinet today.
Hopefully it's not a rattle as much as yesterday.
Yesterday it was a little old lady walking up the middle of this cobbled street and she couldn't hear me because I was going so slow and it's electric.
She was like... she couldn't hear me and she was nearly right in front of me before she saw me.
She jumped a mile.
This is where I came yesterday.
It's beautiful.
Absolutely beautiful of them cottages over there.
And then out they come down here and I was like... I was panicking.
Panicking.
Down here and I was like, oh my god.
Cars must come down here because this car's down here and this car's parked.
And I was like, oh no, there's a little old lady walking up here.
And I was going like this speed yesterday.
I was like a bit more confident with this one today.
But I was like, they should have an accept for access on this one I think.
I'm a bit... it's like something from blowing Harry Potter or Puddle Lane isn't it?
Look at it.
Oh imagine this in the winter.
I mean it's a bit mossy now.
So I was doing this speed probably even less yesterday because I was really panicking.
And she was walking up here like... oh my god.
She's fit.
She's fit for 90.
Fitter than me.
This bit is a bit... it's like...
And yes it was car parked there as well.
I was like, oh my god, am I going to get this swing round?
I don't know what's up there.
Is it a mall street?
There's another street perhaps?
What's up top?
Oh yeah, it's like a complete lane.
Oh no, please say I can get out this way now because I can't reverse.
I could reverse but oh my god, I'm going to be very good at it.
I'm going to need to get out now, five minutes and have a break.
Oh it's all Arthur's Rackley gestures.
IKEA cameras are so Rackley.
But you know, fantastic.
Thank you for giving it.
Saved us thousands.
The amount of people who have helped us with equipment have saved us thousands, I've got to be honest.
And this is what the haters don't like, is all the people rallying around can help us.
Because they've got to use their charity funds to buy their stuff because nobody will give them anything, see?
Well that means they can't have as much plastic surgery as they want or their hair done or whatever or their lavish holidays, isn't it?
Because they can't...
They can't pull it out the bag, can they guys?
That's right, it's only my lane now.
This is the way the SAP now sent me yesterday.
We've got one last cabinet today.
Hopefully it's not a rattle as much as yesterday.
Yesterday it was a little old lady walking up the middle of this cobbled street and she couldn't hear me because I was going so slow and it's electric.
She was like... she couldn't hear me and she was nearly right in front of me before she saw me.
She jumped a mile.
This is where I came yesterday.
It's beautiful.
Absolutely beautiful of them cottages over there.
And then out they come down here and I was like... I was panicking.
Panicking.
Down here and I was like, oh my god.
Cars must come down here because this car's down here and this car's parked.
And I was like, oh no, there's a little old lady walking up here.
And I was going like this speed yesterday.
I was like a bit more confident with this one today.
But I was like, they should have an accept for access on this one I think.
I'm a bit... it's like something from blowing Harry Potter or Puddle Lane isn't it?
Look at it.
Oh imagine this in the winter.
I mean it's a bit mossy now.
So I was doing this speed probably even less yesterday because I was really panicking.
And she was walking up here like... oh my god.
She's fit.
She's fit for 90.
Fitter than me.
This bit is a bit... it's like...
And yes it was car parked there as well.
I was like, oh my god, am I going to get this swing round?
I don't know what's up there.
Is it a mall street?
There's another street perhaps?
What's up top?
Oh yeah, it's like a complete lane.
Oh no, please say I can get out this way now because I can't reverse.
I could reverse but oh my god, I'm going to be very good at it.
I'm going to need to get out now, five minutes and have a break.
Oh it's all Arthur's Rackley gestures.
IKEA cameras are so Rackley.
But you know, fantastic.
Thank you for giving it.
Saved us thousands.
The amount of people who have helped us with equipment have saved us thousands, I've got to be honest.
And this is what the haters don't like, is all the people rallying around can help us.
Because they've got to use their charity funds to buy their stuff because nobody will give them anything, see?
Well that means they can't have as much plastic surgery as they want or their hair done or whatever or their lavish holidays, isn't it?
Because they can't...
They can't pull it out the bag, can they guys?
That's right, it's only my lane now.