Good morning, baby bankers - 11 May 2025 - (1,318 words) - Jaynes Baby Bank
Good morning, baby bankers!
Right, so I'm going to be pushing the content more now.
I think, well, I've done about six or seven of the same video of the mystery bags, different tunes, just sat waiting for McDonald's.
I've got curry sauce, well, I've got five bags of sugar, curry sauce, a flatbread, and a caramel frappe.
I've got to drop off a baby bundle and nobody had a mystery bag.
Mystery bag for a fiver today.
It's a Sunday offer.
Next week we're 75% off and it's every child because it's my birthday.
I don't know how old I am.
I think I'm 21.
So,
every child will have a five pound spend for a toy, book, DVD, okay?
The child has to be present because otherwise we'll have the boy men and the resellers turning up saying, can I have a Pokemon?
Can I have a Pokemon for my son?
I haven't seen in three years.
So, obviously the child needs to be present.
We'd like the child to pick the toy.
That's nice.
Sometimes they come into charity shops or shops and they can't always pick it, can they?
Or they won't.
So, a fiver in a charity shop is quite good.
I think most of them might be able to get at least two.
I'm sure the girls are just rounded up anyway.
If they want something that's a tenner, you can take a fiver off it.
I'm burning.
I put my window up because it's a bit tinted.
I'm burning by here.
So,
this is my McDonald's of choice shirt.
Newbridge.
Staff here are excellent, I've got to be honest.
So, I'm off to Bristol on a jolly with a load of donations.
I need another warehouse, guys.
I just, I need racking.
I need pump trucks.
I need more staff.
I need everything, guys.
I just, I don't know.
I don't think people realise.
Like, you can see, I know you can see the volume of donations we've got by walking in the shop and walking, you know, watching the videos.
I know because I can see all the haters going, right?
I know.
But I don't think you realise how much stock we've got.
You know, I need to be opening more shops as well, guys, because I need to push this out now, right?
We need to push these donations out.
And like I said, the more you give us, the more you support us, the more I can bring the price down.
If there's any landlords out there, you're looking for a permanent tenant, I can do four to five hundred, no problem.
Okay?
No problem, because I know we'll make that.
Anything else, I'm going to struggle with.
But if you, you need, you know, I'm speaking to a small business that has had help from the council in Aberdeen Lady.
The landlord put the rent up from three hundred to three fifty.
Okay?
They can't afford it.
They're a small craft business, right?
Two ladies trying to keep themselves busy, you know, doing stuff in the community as well because they have special needs section and whatever.
And they haven't even got a toilet for three hundred and fifty, which is disgusting.
I don't know what it is with Aberdeen Lady shops.
None of them got toilets.
And you've got peacocks out there doing their thing.
You know, that landlord now is at risk of losing that tenant over fifty quid.
Is it worth it?
You haven't got a toilet.
You're not offering much.
You haven't got a roof.
I did just think, well, I got to have a toilet, so don't ring me if you haven't got a toilet.
Just get that out there now.
We need toilets.
Ladies, pregnant ladies and ladies need toilets.
Yes.
So if you're out there and you've got something for four or five hundred pound, give me a shout because we need to get cracking now.
We've hung around with these haters for too long dealing with them.
We need to get cracking and building our own business and getting out there right now.
You know, I've started this because I was bored and wanted to take them down and there's two of them that's been taken down and two outstanding and they're not looking too good, I'll be honest with you.
But now we need to look at the bigger picture.
Now, you know, we need to look at this going forward.
Where are we heading with this direction?
Facebook are paying us now.
There's not many people around you that's being paid by Facebook to put out content.
You know, hashtag away.
Hashtag away haters because we get paid every time you do it.
And don't forget with trademarks so I can sue you personally as well which will also go into nappies and food bank.
So yeah, we really need to push this forward guys and stop hanging around dealing with these haters because I mean how many's left now?
It's about three or four of them now kicking around in there that haven't had their own lives destroyed by bothering us.
So we need to crack on and get this done.
You know, we've got people in Bristol now giving us donations.
We've got customers from Bristol.
What was that customers from Bristol?
Because they used to come down Risca.
We've had new customers yesterday.
Came over from Bristol.
Wanted to see a few places.
One just us.
But we were on the list.
So I think we need to crack on now with what we're doing and concentrate on our business model.
Because it doesn't matter what the haters say.
They can say, oh she's using a dead person's name.
She's doing this.
She's doing that.
Oh my god.
She's doing that.
Right?
It's like being Britney Spears.
Right?
I can't walk the door without the paparazzi at the moment.
It doesn't matter what they say.
It doesn't matter if they say, oh your car's being repossessed.
She's doing this.
She's doing that.
She's been arrested.
She's done that.
I've never been arrested by the way.
My car hasn't been repossessed.
I'm sat in it.
It doesn't matter, does it?
Because we're being paid for it.
So it doesn't matter what they say.
They could say anything they like, couldn't they?
And then also if you have tagged us, this is your warning now.
If you have tagged us, you have hashtagged us, you have written about us.
I'm coming after you for compensation because you've breached my trademark.
So it doesn't matter whether you did it last week, two years ago, three years ago, four years ago.
I'm coming after you.
So if you've posted about us, and you've tagged us, and you've put pictures up, you didn't breach your trademark.
And trademark Rose Crimmel.
So yes, I'm off to Bristol to pick up a carful, literally a carful of donations this morning.
It's good stuff.
I'll try and do a bit of video there, a bit of content there.
We'd be pushing out the mystery bag content because it's the easiest ones to do.
Mystery bags are down to a fiver.
He's got about 10 I think over Pontypool.
But it's only what we've got.
I can't make any up today because we're up to our necks today.
We've got tons to sort out over there.
So yep, don't forget the clothes over Pontypool has also been reduced to 20p as well.
So you've got mystery bags, which is a tenner, minimum 10 items in there or fiver today.
And then you've also got nice bit of bacon, a bit of curry sauce.
We've also got 20p clothes.
I had a lady come in yesterday, spent £20 on 20p clothes.
That's a lot of clothes, and we've still got loads.
So yeah, I'll finish my flatbed now.
Right, so I'm going to be pushing the content more now.
I think, well, I've done about six or seven of the same video of the mystery bags, different tunes, just sat waiting for McDonald's.
I've got curry sauce, well, I've got five bags of sugar, curry sauce, a flatbread, and a caramel frappe.
I've got to drop off a baby bundle and nobody had a mystery bag.
Mystery bag for a fiver today.
It's a Sunday offer.
Next week we're 75% off and it's every child because it's my birthday.
I don't know how old I am.
I think I'm 21.
So,
every child will have a five pound spend for a toy, book, DVD, okay?
The child has to be present because otherwise we'll have the boy men and the resellers turning up saying, can I have a Pokemon?
Can I have a Pokemon for my son?
I haven't seen in three years.
So, obviously the child needs to be present.
We'd like the child to pick the toy.
That's nice.
Sometimes they come into charity shops or shops and they can't always pick it, can they?
Or they won't.
So, a fiver in a charity shop is quite good.
I think most of them might be able to get at least two.
I'm sure the girls are just rounded up anyway.
If they want something that's a tenner, you can take a fiver off it.
I'm burning.
I put my window up because it's a bit tinted.
I'm burning by here.
So,
this is my McDonald's of choice shirt.
Newbridge.
Staff here are excellent, I've got to be honest.
So, I'm off to Bristol on a jolly with a load of donations.
I need another warehouse, guys.
I just, I need racking.
I need pump trucks.
I need more staff.
I need everything, guys.
I just, I don't know.
I don't think people realise.
Like, you can see, I know you can see the volume of donations we've got by walking in the shop and walking, you know, watching the videos.
I know because I can see all the haters going, right?
I know.
But I don't think you realise how much stock we've got.
You know, I need to be opening more shops as well, guys, because I need to push this out now, right?
We need to push these donations out.
And like I said, the more you give us, the more you support us, the more I can bring the price down.
If there's any landlords out there, you're looking for a permanent tenant, I can do four to five hundred, no problem.
Okay?
No problem, because I know we'll make that.
Anything else, I'm going to struggle with.
But if you, you need, you know, I'm speaking to a small business that has had help from the council in Aberdeen Lady.
The landlord put the rent up from three hundred to three fifty.
Okay?
They can't afford it.
They're a small craft business, right?
Two ladies trying to keep themselves busy, you know, doing stuff in the community as well because they have special needs section and whatever.
And they haven't even got a toilet for three hundred and fifty, which is disgusting.
I don't know what it is with Aberdeen Lady shops.
None of them got toilets.
And you've got peacocks out there doing their thing.
You know, that landlord now is at risk of losing that tenant over fifty quid.
Is it worth it?
You haven't got a toilet.
You're not offering much.
You haven't got a roof.
I did just think, well, I got to have a toilet, so don't ring me if you haven't got a toilet.
Just get that out there now.
We need toilets.
Ladies, pregnant ladies and ladies need toilets.
Yes.
So if you're out there and you've got something for four or five hundred pound, give me a shout because we need to get cracking now.
We've hung around with these haters for too long dealing with them.
We need to get cracking and building our own business and getting out there right now.
You know, I've started this because I was bored and wanted to take them down and there's two of them that's been taken down and two outstanding and they're not looking too good, I'll be honest with you.
But now we need to look at the bigger picture.
Now, you know, we need to look at this going forward.
Where are we heading with this direction?
Facebook are paying us now.
There's not many people around you that's being paid by Facebook to put out content.
You know, hashtag away.
Hashtag away haters because we get paid every time you do it.
And don't forget with trademarks so I can sue you personally as well which will also go into nappies and food bank.
So yeah, we really need to push this forward guys and stop hanging around dealing with these haters because I mean how many's left now?
It's about three or four of them now kicking around in there that haven't had their own lives destroyed by bothering us.
So we need to crack on and get this done.
You know, we've got people in Bristol now giving us donations.
We've got customers from Bristol.
What was that customers from Bristol?
Because they used to come down Risca.
We've had new customers yesterday.
Came over from Bristol.
Wanted to see a few places.
One just us.
But we were on the list.
So I think we need to crack on now with what we're doing and concentrate on our business model.
Because it doesn't matter what the haters say.
They can say, oh she's using a dead person's name.
She's doing this.
She's doing that.
Oh my god.
She's doing that.
Right?
It's like being Britney Spears.
Right?
I can't walk the door without the paparazzi at the moment.
It doesn't matter what they say.
It doesn't matter if they say, oh your car's being repossessed.
She's doing this.
She's doing that.
She's been arrested.
She's done that.
I've never been arrested by the way.
My car hasn't been repossessed.
I'm sat in it.
It doesn't matter, does it?
Because we're being paid for it.
So it doesn't matter what they say.
They could say anything they like, couldn't they?
And then also if you have tagged us, this is your warning now.
If you have tagged us, you have hashtagged us, you have written about us.
I'm coming after you for compensation because you've breached my trademark.
So it doesn't matter whether you did it last week, two years ago, three years ago, four years ago.
I'm coming after you.
So if you've posted about us, and you've tagged us, and you've put pictures up, you didn't breach your trademark.
And trademark Rose Crimmel.
So yes, I'm off to Bristol to pick up a carful, literally a carful of donations this morning.
It's good stuff.
I'll try and do a bit of video there, a bit of content there.
We'd be pushing out the mystery bag content because it's the easiest ones to do.
Mystery bags are down to a fiver.
He's got about 10 I think over Pontypool.
But it's only what we've got.
I can't make any up today because we're up to our necks today.
We've got tons to sort out over there.
So yep, don't forget the clothes over Pontypool has also been reduced to 20p as well.
So you've got mystery bags, which is a tenner, minimum 10 items in there or fiver today.
And then you've also got nice bit of bacon, a bit of curry sauce.
We've also got 20p clothes.
I had a lady come in yesterday, spent £20 on 20p clothes.
That's a lot of clothes, and we've still got loads.
So yeah, I'll finish my flatbed now.